David Squires Cartoons

[Carns]

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2017/oct/11/david-squires-on-tim-cahills-rescue-of-australia-and-ange-postecoglou?CMP=soc_568

[BrightSpark]

58 minutes ago, Carns said:

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2017/oct/11/david-squires-on-tim-cahills-rescue-of-australia-and-ange-postecoglou?CMP=soc_568

"Back Three's back, Alright!"

[Davo]

I like the last panel where the game is over, everyone's celebrating and the Syrian guy is still slowly walking off in the background.

[btron3000]

Oh man, I was just sitting at the train station giggling uncontrollably!

From that panel where the epic journey started I was in fits until the end.

[luisenrique]

One of his best for sure. Not the first time I've said this, but I hope it somehow finds its way to Ange.

[echidna]

This really is one of Squire's very best. Bosnich and Slater are well within their rights to be critical of the team and the coach. We should have qualified for the WC by now. Too many tepid performances and too much playing of the ball back when we have players (Rogic and Mooy) who can play it more directly through the middle. Gersbach was superb when Ange bothered to pick him, then dropped him for Smith who was supposedly in better shape - and we all know how that ended! Cahill saved us again, but as Bosnich correctly stated, he should have been given regular service. As for Robbie Kruse, he is a wallflower masquerading as a footballer. If he is really the best we can do, it is truely embarrassing. I am sure there are many Socceroo fans (me included, though more than twice his age) who can kick a ball harder, prove more of a physical threat to defenders and have at least as much skill.

Anyhow, let's hope they play their best games of the qualifiers in the two remaining... otherwise Squires will no doubt come out with a less amusing classic.

 

Edited October 12, 2017 by echidna

[JackDoff]

Once again Mr Squires , you've made my day!  

[btron3000]

For all his pisstaking of Gallop and Lowy, it's hard to top when he goes at Ange and Cahill. 

[theguyyouwishyouwere]

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2017/oct/19/david-squires-on-speculation-over-ange-postecoglous-socceroos-reign?CMP=share_btn_tw

 

"rumours the a-league has started"

 

brilliant.

[sonar]

8 minutes ago, theguyyouwishyouwere said:

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2017/oct/19/david-squires-on-speculation-over-ange-postecoglous-socceroos-reign?CMP=share_btn_tw

 

"rumours the a-league has started"

 

brilliant.

"Put down that stapler.....No you put it down.......**** you, you put it down..."....lol

" He's gotta go  F@rkin ! ..."   lol

 

Edited October 18, 2017 by sonar

[SomeGuy1977]

54 minutes ago, theguyyouwishyouwere said:

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2017/oct/19/david-squires-on-speculation-over-ange-postecoglous-socceroos-reign?CMP=share_btn_tw

 

"rumours the a-league has started"

 

brilliant.

I think that Nutmeg fellow would be an awesome replacement. Make it happen 

[Davo]

I like to think that that's how Nutmeg really is behind the scenes.

[beatsurrender]

6 hours ago, Davo said:

I like to think that that's how Nutmeg really is behind the scenes.

Yeah, he and CCM BBQ sauce bottle are one and the same.

[luisenrique]

Love the point about the benign media. There are countries out there who sacked their coach with a couple games to go despite being in the automatic places!

[Carns]

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/ng-interactive/2017/oct/26/david-squires-on-the-anticipated-interview-with-australian-footballs-key-figure

[btron3000]

Magic

[EmMac]

I say 'the best yet' everytime. I should know he'll exceed that with the next one. But as I have a soft spot for bbq sauce's sauciness, this one is up there with the best

[StringerBellend]

The last cell is gold 

[JackDoff]

I want to wallpaper my house with this stuff!    

[marron]

As soon as the sauce bottle was introduced I knew exactly where it was going. I knew what that last frame would be. But..   how perfect is it anyway? How does he do timing in static  form like that? Genius.

[Davo]

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/ng-interactive/2017/nov/02/david-squires-on-another-week-of-australian-football-eating-itself?CMP=twt_a-sport_b-gdnausport_c-au_g-3

This week he managed to include an RBB tifo parody.

[sonar]

3 minutes ago, Davo said:

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/ng-interactive/2017/nov/02/david-squires-on-another-week-of-australian-football-eating-itself?CMP=twt_a-sport_b-gdnausport_c-au_g-3

This week he managed to include an RBB tifo parody.

2nd panel....faaaaark....lol...!

[MeurantsLane]

The idiocy of the FFA will be providing cartoon mockery for at least the next 6 months.   Another classic!

[btron3000]

A-League and Chill bahahahahaha

Also, wasn’t it an ex A-Leaguer who came up with that drink and corn chips cup??

[mack]

A german import for Victory I think.

[Carns]

1 hour ago, btron3000 said:

Also, wasn’t it an ex A-Leaguer who came up with that drink and corn chips cup??

 

36 minutes ago, mack said:

A german import for Victory I think.

Max Beister

[luisenrique]

That first panel is an all time classic.

[btron3000]

What’s with the No Calamari No Party? I get it as a play on No Pyro, but is there a second layer with the calamari reference?

[Davo]

16 minutes ago, btron3000 said:

What’s with the No Calamari No Party? I get it as a play on No Pyro, but is there a second layer with the calamari reference?

Apparently when FIFA and the AFC came to Australia to try and solve the governance issue they complained about the catering.

Squires referenced it in a previous comic.

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/ng-interactive/2017/aug/17/david-squires-on-the-governance-crisis-threatening-australian-football

[btron3000]

Ah yes. With this and Brisbane getting fined for sub par catering during ACL, you’d think world football was full of guys who cared more about the gravy train than the game...