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1 minute ago, Erimus said:

Jack, you must know a few decent 70's style sexist jokes as a come back huh? :D

Lololol....most of the jokes here are old style sexist jokes.

 

PS I don't care! Sick of idiotic censoring of humour.:D

 

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Husband’s call to his wife:
"Honey it's me. I don't want to alarm you but I was hit by a car as I was leaving the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They have checked me over and done some tests and some x-rays. The blow to my head was severe. Fortunately it did not cause any serious internal injury. However I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in the left leg, and they think they may have to amputate my right foot."
Wife’s Response:
"Who the f… is Paula?"
And if you find that hard to believe, you've never been married!

:meep:

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35 minutes ago, Erimus said:

Jack, you must know a few decent 70's style sexist jokes as a come back huh? :D

If he doesn't I can help out.........

A robber robs a bank, gets all the money and is about to leave, but before that he asks a customer who’s lying on the floor, “Have you seen me rob this bank?”“Yes, sir,” says the customer and gets promptly shot. “Have you seen me rob this bank?” the robber asks another customer.“Absolutely not, sir, but my wife here saw everything!”

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Two elderly ladies, Mabel and Evie, meet at a café for a nice cup of coffee and a cake.
 
After a while, Mabel peers closely at Evie and says, “Evie, it looks like you have a suppository in your ear!”
 
“What?”
 
“It looks like you have a suppository in your ear, Evie!” says Mabel a bit louder.
 
“Oh,” checks Evie, “you’re right! Drat, well, at least I know where my hearing aid is now.”

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None of those is any different to the jokes of the last 26 pages!

And that's fine by me!

:lol::lol:

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A friend of mine, who has a stutter, was telling us about his nana.

By the time he was finished we were all singing Hey Jude

 

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Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. 

One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. 

'What's wrong, Bill?' she asked. 

'Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?' 

'Oh, Bill, you didn't.' 

'Yes, I did.' 

'My God, Bill, what happened?' 

'I got fired.' 

'No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?' 

'Oh...she got fired too.'

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