Jokes

[Smoggy]

Jesus goes to a restaurant and asks if he can book a table for 26.
The waiter says 'but there's only 13 of you.'
Jesus says 'yeah but we're all going to sit down one side.'

[Edinburgh]

14 hours ago, Smoggy said:

How many clickbait journalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The answer will shock you...

Yeah, but not as much as the question did ...

[Davo]

If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN

 

 

 

They get really mad.

[Kitto]

The other day a clown held open a door for me.

 

I thought it was a nice jester.

[JackDoff]

A man goes into the doctors and says "doctor doctor I think I'm going deaf" , the doctor says "can you describe the symptoms" and he says "yes, Homer is fat and Marge has blue hair"

[marron]

love that one.

[wendybr]

Not a joke...but one to make all the cat haters here laugh!

 

https://9gag.com/gag/aYyXW0q?ref=9g.wsa.mw

[JackDoff]

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hispanic attacks!

[Smoggy]

6 hours ago, JackDoff said:

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hispanic attacks!

That's funny.......

Just got back from the shops, saw a bloke buying 4 crates of San Miguel, 5 Paella's and 3 Sombrero's.

I thought "Hispanic buying"

[Smoggy]

I have a statistics joke, but the average person would think it’s mean.