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Jesus goes to a restaurant and asks if he can book a table for 26.
The waiter says 'but there's only 13 of you.'
Jesus says 'yeah but we're all going to sit down one side.'

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14 hours ago, Smoggy said:

How many clickbait journalists does it take to change a lightbulb?










The answer will shock you...

Yeah, but not as much as the question did ...

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A man goes into the doctors and says "doctor doctor I think I'm going deaf" , the doctor says "can you describe the symptoms" and he says "yes, Homer is fat and Marge has blue hair"

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6 hours ago, JackDoff said:

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?








Hispanic attacks!

That's funny.......

Just got back from the shops, saw a bloke buying 4 crates of San Miguel, 5 Paella's and 3 Sombrero's.

I thought "Hispanic buying"

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