Smoggy Posted November 20 Jesus goes to a restaurant and asks if he can book a table for 26. The waiter says 'but there's only 13 of you.' Jesus says 'yeah but we're all going to sit down one side.' 4 wendybr, marron, Edinburgh and 1 other reacted to this Share this post Link to post
Edinburgh Posted November 20 14 hours ago, Smoggy said: How many clickbait journalists does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you... Yeah, but not as much as the question did ... 1 wendybr reacted to this Share this post Link to post
Davo Posted November 20 If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN They get really mad. 5 Kitto, wendybr, Edinburgh and 2 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post
Kitto Posted November 22 The other day a clown held open a door for me. I thought it was a nice jester. 6 JackDoff, Edinburgh, Smoggy and 3 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post
JackDoff Posted November 22 A man goes into the doctors and says "doctor doctor I think I'm going deaf" , the doctor says "can you describe the symptoms" and he says "yes, Homer is fat and Marge has blue hair" 1 5 Edinburgh, wendybr, Midfielder and 3 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post
marron Posted November 22 love that one. 3 wendybr, JackDoff and Smoggy reacted to this Share this post Link to post
wendybr Posted November 22 Not a joke...but one to make all the cat haters here laugh! https://9gag.com/gag/aYyXW0q?ref=9g.wsa.mw 2 Smoggy and JackDoff reacted to this Share this post Link to post
JackDoff Posted November 24 Why did the Mexican take Xanax? Hispanic attacks! 4 sonar, Edinburgh, wendybr and 1 other reacted to this Share this post Link to post
Smoggy Posted Tuesday at 10:50 AM 6 hours ago, JackDoff said: Why did the Mexican take Xanax? Hispanic attacks! That's funny....... Just got back from the shops, saw a bloke buying 4 crates of San Miguel, 5 Paella's and 3 Sombrero's. I thought "Hispanic buying" 4 wendybr, JackDoff, Edinburgh and 1 other reacted to this Share this post Link to post
Smoggy Posted Tuesday at 10:52 AM I have a statistics joke, but the average person would think it’s mean. 1 5 wendybr, JackDoff, Edinburgh and 3 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post
JackDoff Posted Saturday at 11:26 AM A man won the lottery one day. He came home and asked his wife, "What would you do if I were to win the lottery?" She answered, "I'd take half and leave!" The man replied, "Great. I just won 12 dollars. Here's 6. Now get the **** out!" 3 Smoggy, wendybr and sonar reacted to this Share this post Link to post
