teddies Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 A garbage man. TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE! Portillo 1 Link to comment
Wanderer74 Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 Ralph - Me no good at English - that's unpossible Link to comment
Drone Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 (edited) We're here!We're qu**r!We don't want anymore bears! Edited July 29, 2013 by Drone smarty 1 Link to comment
marron Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 This video's messed up but one of my favourite all time scenes http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7b2NJb4MEo I LOVE you Dr Zaius! Link to comment
Stevo99 Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 *Shakes fist* "Give back the christmas cheer you bastards" Link to comment
Drone Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5izm9kHeHkg Link to comment
theguyyouwishyouwere Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 i didn't get where i am by putting lids on things Link to comment
smarty Posted August 25, 2013 Author Share Posted August 25, 2013 got your nose! got your wallet! Link to comment
Wanderer74 Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Call me daddy Da da da domer Balkanite and Portillo 2 Link to comment
smarty Posted August 25, 2013 Author Share Posted August 25, 2013 homeless man to homer: "these pants smell worse than my old pants" Burgerman 1 Link to comment
Wanderer74 Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 Willie is great Brothers and sisters are natural enemies Like Englishman and Scots Or Welsh and Scots Or Japanese and Scots Or Scots and other Scots Damn Scots they ruined Scotland! Lunch Lady Doris do you have any grease Yes, yes we do THAN GREASE ME UP WOMAN! Link to comment
Carns Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 Willie is great He sure is! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJgpxvx3yH8 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfOAtl2exjc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siUiSfHMufo Wanderer74, Burgerman and Drone 3 Link to comment
theguyyouwishyouwere Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 ya used me skinner, ya uuuused mee!!! Carns and Burgerman 2 Link to comment
Drone Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u827VHDst7Q Link to comment
Sime11 Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Blue-Haired Lawyer: What about that tattoo on your chest? Doesn't it say die Bart die? Sideshow Bob: No, that's German [unveils tattoo] Sideshow Bob: for 'The Bart The'. Woman on Parole Board: No one who speaks German could be an evil man. Balkanite, theguyyouwishyouwere and teddies 3 Link to comment
AEK Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Willie is one of my favourite characters Link to comment
MarcelFC Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Mr McClure, what does "DNA" stand for? smarty 1 Link to comment
theguyyouwishyouwere Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 god bless the man that invented permission slips Link to comment
Shogun Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Then we had to do a dumb Kabuki play about the 47 Ronin and I wanted to be Yoshi but they made me Ori! theguyyouwishyouwere 1 Link to comment
Wanderer74 Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Haha also from that episode Knife goes in, guts come out, Knife goes in, guts come out, Spare my life and I will give you three wish Knife goes in, guts come out. Link to comment
Wanderer74 Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 (Dedicated to ESFC and Del Piero) The PEE WEE Football episode Nelson - Go long, no GO LONG oh I will do it myself *throws ball up in air, catches scores a touchdown* I gotta quit smoking Link to comment
smarty Posted September 3, 2013 Author Share Posted September 3, 2013 Fiona Scott: Burgerman, Sime11 and Balkanite 3 Link to comment
Wanderer74 Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 Don't have the quote but the biggest bandwagoner Homer when he goes for the isotopes. Once they start winning he goes for them, takes the gear and all the glory. Reminds me of some people Balkanite 1 Link to comment
smarty Posted September 19, 2013 Author Share Posted September 19, 2013 I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN! mack and theguyyouwishyouwere 2 Link to comment
Carns Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 ^ From the same episode: Homer: Now what do we say when we get to the ticket booth? Bart and Lisa: We're under six. Homer: And I'm a college student! Bart: [reading] "Beer Goggles: See life through the eyes of a drunk." [puts them on; Selma becomes a foxy lady] Selma: You're charming the pants off of me. Bart: [removes his glasses] What did you say, Aunt Selma? Selma: I said take off those damn glasses! Link to comment
Wanderer74 Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 We need to get this thread up again D'oh A deer A female deer In America first you get the sugar, then you get the women, then you get the money GD07 1 Link to comment
Wanderer74 Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Just seeing that Edna krapappel is now married to Ned Flanders. WTF Link to comment
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