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one whopper for the copper hahahaha

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We are directly under the Earth's Sun………. Now

 

The quote I know, but I find it funny

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Sunshine lollipops and rainbows everywhere.

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It's one of those ghost cars. They have them around here you know.

 

Hold me.

 

Only if you hold me.

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Sunshine lollipops and rainbows everywhere.

LOL

oh the amount of oldie songs I know only from the Simpsons.

like "Que sera, sera"

& "In the garden of Eden" hahah

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"I've got, two tickets to paradise. I've got, two ticketed to paradise."

 

*guitar riff with Homer humming along do do dodo dodo do do*

 

"Excellent guitar riff".

 

 

This scene always makes me smile.

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"Back away not today...Disco Lady..."

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"Why do they call them fingers? They dont even fing..."

 

 

"To find flanders I just have to think like flanders..... I'm a big four eyed lamo and wear the same stupid sweater everyday!"

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And with that, a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of Shelbyville. They had banished the awful lemon tree forever, because it was haunted. Now let's all celebrate with a cool glass of turnip juice.

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"Are you all saying boooo or boooo-uuuurns?"

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'To start press any key'. Where's the ANY key?

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Bart vs Australia:

 

Owner: [sweeping a bunch of toads out] Get out, get out! Shoo, shoo. Get out of here, yuck! These bloody things are everywhere. They're in the lift, in the lorry, in the bond wizard, and all over the malonga gilderchuck.

Clerk: They're like kangaroos, but they're reptiles, they is.

Marge: We have them in America. They're called bullfrogs.

Clerk: What? That's an odd name. I'd have called them "chazzwazzers".

 

...

 

 You call that a knife? This is a knife!

 

That's not a knife. That's a spoon.

 

Alright, alright, you win. Heh. I see you've played knifey-spooney before.

 

...

 

*throws boomerang at the simpsons, boomerang comes flying back*

 

That throwing stick stunt of yours has boomeranged on us.

 

 ...

 

Marge: I'll just have a cup of coffee.

 

Bartender: Beer it is.

 

Marge: No, I said coffee.

 

Bartender: Beer.

 

Marge: Cof-fee.

 

Bartender: Be-er.

 

Marge: C-O...

 

Bartender: B-E...

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"What's that? You want the pee bucket on your head?"

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the one when the show starts and there a doing a game show on the beach. A tidal wave approaches and a mock Barry White says come up to my sqaure (being highest level) one person refuses starts talking and then gets taken out by the wave.

 

Homer to bart -

He's dead now!

 

quality.

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Not a quote, but my favourite mr burns moment:

 

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Burns - You see me as a God, right, Smithers?

Smithers - Absolutely, sir.

Burns - You'd kneel before me, wouldn't you?

Smithers - Boy, would I.

 

Ok Simpsons fan boys, what is the difference between Smithers now and in the very first episode?

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lol i think there are a few simpsons characters that changed their race

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Burns - You see me as a God, right, Smithers?

Smithers - Absolutely, sir.

Burns - You'd kneel before me, wouldn't you?

Smithers - Boy, would I.

 

Ok Simpsons fan boys, what is the difference between Smithers now and in the very first episode?

he was black :D

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Burns - You see me as a God, right, Smithers?

Smithers - Absolutely, sir.

Burns - You'd kneel before me, wouldn't you?

Smithers - Boy, would I.

 

Ok Simpsons fan boys, what is the difference between Smithers now and in the very first episode?

he was black :D

Well done mate, you win the prize!

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what prize, a free drink voucher from Balkanite?

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what prize, a free drink voucher from Balkanite?

i kinda implied that he changed race so i want to claim that prize

 

actually 3 of us got it so we all get that prize :D

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lols I didn't even see your posts.

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