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Burns - You see me as a God, right, Smithers?

Smithers - Absolutely, sir.

Burns - You'd kneel before me, wouldn't you?

Smithers - Boy, would I.

 

Ok Simpsons fan boys, what is the difference between Smithers now and in the very first episode?

he was black :D

Well done mate, you win the prize!

 

 

oi, i said ask michael jackson, because he knows all about vitiligo :lol:

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lols I didn't even see your posts.

its all good we all get the prize :D

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yeah I give my prize to ciudadmarron. :P

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Ralph: "i won, i won!"

 

:lol:

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hahahaha

 

no Ralph, it means you're failing English.

 

Me fail English? That's unpossible!

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my cat's breath smells like cat food.

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lols I didn't even see your posts.

its all good we all get the prize :D

 

 

yeah I give my prize to ciudadmarron. :P

Um... I can give you an autographed photo of someone who looks nothing like Hugh Lawrie?

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I will only settle for a photograph of Sean Connery signed by Roger Moore.

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Would the world judge me if I threw away the key?

 

No but the PTA would tear you a new arse.

 

...

 

Ralph: What's a battle?

 

...

 

Faster Willie faster! Now we give them the bikes and nobody sues. Hehehehe.

 

Hehehe. What if they're dead sir?

 

Then we ride these bikes to Mexico. And freedom Willie! Freedom!

 

Freedom. Ahahah. Yeah I'll turn you in at the first toll booth.

Edited by CMontgomeryBurns

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wow, who would have thought that darth vader was luke skywalker's father?

 

thanks mr spoil the picture for the rest of us

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Burns: Okay Spielbergo, I want you to do for me what Spielberg did for Oskar Schindler.
Spielbergo: Schindler es muy bueno, Senor Burns es el diablo!
Burns:Pish posh! Listen, Spielbergo, Schindler and I are like peas in a pod! We're both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, but mine worked, damn it! Now go out there and win me that festival!

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Burns: Okay Spielbergo, I want you to do for me what Spielberg did for Oskar Schindler.

Spielbergo: Schindler es muy bueno, Senor Burns es el diablo!

Burns:Pish posh! Listen, Spielbergo, Schindler and I are like peas in a pod! We're both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, but mine worked, damn it! Now go out there and win me that festival!

 

i loved that you changed your avatar to match senor speilbergo

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Burns: Okay Spielbergo, I want you to do for me what Spielberg did for Oskar Schindler.

Spielbergo: Schindler es muy bueno, Senor Burns es el diablo!

Burns:Pish posh! Listen, Spielbergo, Schindler and I are like peas in a pod! We're both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, but mine worked, damn it! Now go out there and win me that festival!

 

i loved that you changed your avatar to match senor speilbergo

He is the best character to ever grace The Simpsons

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Homer, whats this thing in the corner.

 

It looks like a vortex, a gateway to another dimension.

 

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Oh a vortex. Catch!

 

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Quite throwing your garbage into our dimension.

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ooh, erotic cakes :D

Has anybody seen that movie Tron?

No, no, no,no,no, yes! Err... I mean no

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No TV and no beer makes Homer something something....

Go crazy?

DONT MIND IF I DOOOOOOOOO

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No TV and no beer makes Homer something something....

 

Go crazy?

 

DONT MIND IF I DOOOOOOOOO

 

wille - "boy, yooove got the shinning"

bart - "don't you mean the shining?"

willie - "shooosh, do ye wanna get sued?"

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But don't go reading my mind between 4 and 5. That's Willie's time.

Edited by CMontgomeryBurns

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But don't go reading my mind between 4 and 5. That's Willie's time.

Willie: Boy, you read my thoughts! You can use the shinning!

Bart:  You mean shining?

Willie: Shh! You want to get sued?

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Maybe my all time favourite.

 

 

[Homer and Bart are chasing the rolling rotisserie pig. It rolls through some bushes]

Homer: It's just a little dirty! It's still good, it's still good!

[the cart falls off the edge of a drainage culvert, and the pig floats down the stream]

Homer: It's just a little slimy! It's still good, it's still good!

[the pig reaches a dam at the end of the stream and plugs the drain hole. The water pressure builds up behind it, until it launches out of the hole into the air]

Homer: It's just a little airborne! It's still good, it's still good!

Bart: It's gone.

Homer: I know.

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