marron Posted April 27, 2013 Burns - You see me as a God, right, Smithers? Smithers - Absolutely, sir. Burns - You'd kneel before me, wouldn't you? Smithers - Boy, would I. Ok Simpsons fan boys, what is the difference between Smithers now and in the very first episode? he was black Well done mate, you win the prize! oi, i said ask michael jackson, because he knows all about vitiligo Share this post Link to post
Neverbloom Posted April 27, 2013 lols I didn't even see your posts. its all good we all get the prize Share this post Link to post
smarty Posted April 27, 2013 hahahaha no Ralph, it means you're failing English. Me fail English? That's unpossible! Share this post Link to post
Mattski Posted April 27, 2013 lols I didn't even see your posts. its all good we all get the prize yeah I give my prize to ciudadmarron. Um... I can give you an autographed photo of someone who looks nothing like Hugh Lawrie? Share this post Link to post
marron Posted April 27, 2013 I will only settle for a photograph of Sean Connery signed by Roger Moore. Share this post Link to post
CMontgomeryBurns Posted April 27, 2013 (edited) Would the world judge me if I threw away the key? No but the PTA would tear you a new arse. ... Ralph: What's a battle? ... Faster Willie faster! Now we give them the bikes and nobody sues. Hehehehe. Hehehe. What if they're dead sir? Then we ride these bikes to Mexico. And freedom Willie! Freedom! Freedom. Ahahah. Yeah I'll turn you in at the first toll booth. Edited April 27, 2013 by CMontgomeryBurns Share this post Link to post
theguyyouwishyouwere Posted April 27, 2013 wow, who would have thought that darth vader was luke skywalker's father? thanks mr spoil the picture for the rest of us Share this post Link to post
Shogun Posted April 27, 2013 Burns: Okay Spielbergo, I want you to do for me what Spielberg did for Oskar Schindler.Spielbergo: Schindler es muy bueno, Senor Burns es el diablo!Burns:Pish posh! Listen, Spielbergo, Schindler and I are like peas in a pod! We're both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, but mine worked, damn it! Now go out there and win me that festival! Share this post Link to post
theguyyouwishyouwere Posted April 27, 2013 Burns: Okay Spielbergo, I want you to do for me what Spielberg did for Oskar Schindler. Spielbergo: Schindler es muy bueno, Senor Burns es el diablo! Burns:Pish posh! Listen, Spielbergo, Schindler and I are like peas in a pod! We're both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, but mine worked, damn it! Now go out there and win me that festival! i loved that you changed your avatar to match senor speilbergo Share this post Link to post
Shogun Posted April 27, 2013 Burns: Okay Spielbergo, I want you to do for me what Spielberg did for Oskar Schindler. Spielbergo: Schindler es muy bueno, Senor Burns es el diablo! Burns:Pish posh! Listen, Spielbergo, Schindler and I are like peas in a pod! We're both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, but mine worked, damn it! Now go out there and win me that festival! i loved that you changed your avatar to match senor speilbergo He is the best character to ever grace The Simpsons Share this post Link to post
Portillo Posted April 27, 2013 Homer, whats this thing in the corner. It looks like a vortex, a gateway to another dimension. Oh a vortex. Catch! Quite throwing your garbage into our dimension. 1 smarty reacted to this Share this post Link to post
Shogun Posted April 27, 2013 ooh, erotic cakes Has anybody seen that movie Tron? No, no, no,no,no, yes! Err... I mean no Share this post Link to post
theguyyouwishyouwere Posted April 27, 2013 i'm trying to get IN to heaven, i'm not running for Jesus Share this post Link to post
Kizza Posted April 27, 2013 No TV and no beer makes Homer something something....Go crazy?DONT MIND IF I DOOOOOOOOO Share this post Link to post
theguyyouwishyouwere Posted April 27, 2013 No TV and no beer makes Homer something something.... Go crazy? DONT MIND IF I DOOOOOOOOO wille - "boy, yooove got the shinning" bart - "don't you mean the shining?" willie - "shooosh, do ye wanna get sued?" Share this post Link to post
CMontgomeryBurns Posted April 27, 2013 (edited) But don't go reading my mind between 4 and 5. That's Willie's time. Edited April 27, 2013 by CMontgomeryBurns Share this post Link to post
Shogun Posted April 27, 2013 But don't go reading my mind between 4 and 5. That's Willie's time. Willie: Boy, you read my thoughts! You can use the shinning! Bart: You mean shining? Willie: Shh! You want to get sued? Share this post Link to post
Lmc Posted April 27, 2013 Maybe my all time favourite. [Homer and Bart are chasing the rolling rotisserie pig. It rolls through some bushes] Homer: It's just a little dirty! It's still good, it's still good! [the cart falls off the edge of a drainage culvert, and the pig floats down the stream] Homer: It's just a little slimy! It's still good, it's still good! [the pig reaches a dam at the end of the stream and plugs the drain hole. The water pressure builds up behind it, until it launches out of the hole into the air] Homer: It's just a little airborne! It's still good, it's still good! Bart: It's gone. Homer: I know. Share this post Link to post
