The Simpsons quotes

[GK21]

Not a quote, but http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/tv-shows/the-simpsons-just-fired-composer-alf-clausen-after-27-years/news-story/67ec95b2d89a979046529a6a8462ed69

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he’s the writing mind behind popular Simpsons toe-tappers like, We Do (The Stonecutters’ Song), See My Vest, We Put The Spring in Springfield, They’ll Never Stop the Simpsons and Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!

 

[Portillo]

Elway takes the snap and runs it in for a touchdown! Thanks to Elway's patented last-second magic, the final score of Super Bowl XXX - Denver 7 San Francisco 56.

 

[mack]

Homer Thompson.

[Portillo]

All right, fine. If you want an experienced politician, vote for me. But if you want to believe a bunch of crazy promises about garbagemen washing your cars and emptying your kitty litter, then by all means, vote for this sleazy lunatic.

[Neverbloom]

homers enemy is such a great episode, pretty dark though

[Carns]

Some interesting insights into the making of the Mr Plow episode, which is 25 years old.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/features/mr-plow-at-25-how-simpsons-classic-pushed-new-boundaries-helped-cement-shows-legacy-1033685

[Portillo]

Bart, have you started smoking?

No.

Don't lie to me boy. Uh huh, cigarettes. Just as I thought.

My boss said his warehouse was full.

Yeah, right. I'm going to teach you a lesson. I'm going to stand here and watch you smoke every one of those cigarettes. Then maybe you'll learn. 

Fat Tony sent me over to pick up the goods. 

Right in here, my man.

Hey kid, you look good with that cigarette, kind of sophisticated.

Son, I'll never doubt you again. 

[Portillo]

Your father really needs your help. You don't want him to get a lobotomy do you 

Hmmm, lobotomy.

That's alright, son.

Edited March 19, 2018 by Portillo

[mack]

 

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[Neverbloom]

 

[Neverbloom]

i dont have to be careful i have a gun

[Neverbloom]

Professor, would you say it's time for our viewers to crack open each others skulls and feast on the goo inside?

[mack]

Yes, yes I would Goat.

[mack]

 

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[Neverbloom]

[Portillo]

Edit.

Edited January 21, 2019 by Portillo

[Portillo]

"Alright, read me back what I have so far."

“Bird, bird, giant eye, pyramid, bird.”

“Very good. Uh, giant eye, dead fish, cat heat, cat head, cat head, guy doing this..."

[mack]

 

[Portillo]

Homer, why are we down here?

I told you Bernie, to guard the bee.

But why?

Oh you guys are pathetic. No wonder Smithers made me head bee guy.

Oh it's getting away.

We did bad...

[Portillo]

Your fired.

[Neverbloom]

 

[theguyyouwishyouwere]

tv said that?

[mack]

 

[Neverbloom]

Women will like what I tell them to like

[pseudonym]

 

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[marron]

I can still remember absolutely losing my **** when Marge turned into a clown at the dinner table.