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Ever see a man say goodbye to his shoe?

 

Hehe, once.

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Hank Scorpio :cool:

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Hank Scorpio :cool:

That WHOLE episode brought the lulz.

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Hank Scorpio :cool:

That WHOLE episode brought the lulz.

 

That episode and the Beer Baron episode are probably my favourite of the lot.

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1. Monorail is the best episode ever

2. I don't see a 'great american dad quotes' thread Mack - because its ******* ****

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4. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pl3sgKj6oTQ

 

5. 

Marge: Apu and Manjula HAVE to get back together!

Homer: YEAH!.... or else.... PEW! PEW!

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I highly approve of point 1

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Until now, this was the only way to get juice from an orange.

 

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People who look like things:

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This whole bar scene cracks me up.

 

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Homer: Hey, Lenny, want some nuts? [shows a can]

Lenny: Hey, thanks. [Opens the can. Springs spring out and one stucks in Lenny's eye] Ow, my eye! [Homer laughs]

Moe: Homer, get out of here.

Homer: Boy, Moe, you sure look angry. Want some nuts?

Moe: Thank you, I love nuts. [Opens the can and a spring stucks in Moe's eye] Ow! God, my eye!

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Homer: Okay, that should do it, Moe.


Moe: Hey, it don't hurt no more.  Now I can focus on my
crippling emotional pain.  [looks off in the distance] Oh,
Daddy, Daddy, why?  Why won't you hug me?  You hugged the
mailman.
 

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This whole bar scene cracks me up.

 

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Homer: Hey, Lenny, want some nuts? [shows a can]

Lenny: Hey, thanks. [Opens the can. Springs spring out and one stucks in Lenny's eye] Ow, my eye! [Homer laughs]

Moe: Homer, get out of here.

Homer: Boy, Moe, you sure look angry. Want some nuts?

Moe: Thank you, I love nuts. [Opens the can and a spring stucks in Moe's eye] Ow! God, my eye!

Ahh, my eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!

 

Ahh, my eye! I'm not supposed to get jigs in it!

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This whole bar scene cracks me up.

 

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Homer: Hey, Lenny, want some nuts? [shows a can]

Lenny: Hey, thanks. [Opens the can. Springs spring out and one stucks in Lenny's eye] Ow, my eye! [Homer laughs]

Moe: Homer, get out of here.

Homer: Boy, Moe, you sure look angry. Want some nuts?

Moe: Thank you, I love nuts. [Opens the can and a spring stucks in Moe's eye] Ow! God, my eye!

Ahh, my eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!

 

Ahh, my eye! I'm not supposed to get jigs in it!

 

Just noticed your signature,

 

Respect brother Respect!

 

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hey hey hey... simpsons quotes/scenes/memes only. 

 

two fantastic scenes that were not funny but probably just as good as the greatest comedy moments:

 

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And to bring it back to comedy:

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I DONT KNOW WHO YOU ARE, BUT I'M SURE YOU'RE A JERK!

 

 

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Hey Fatty, I got a movie for ya - A Fridge too Far

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I could never find the YouTube clip, but its the one where Marge gets Homer to answer a survey to see if he's addicted to beer.

 

In bed..

Marge: Promise me you won't drink beer for a month

Homer: okay...I'll promise

*light goes out...then you hear a can opening*

Marge: What was that?

Homer:....I was saying..psst I love you.

:D

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Some phrases have just entered my lexicon. Like "do I ever"

 

Marge: Do you ever hide beer around the house?

Homer (pulls beer out of toilet cistern): Do I ever!

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^^ that happens mere minutes before my quote lol

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Isn't there another one:

'Homer promise me, no beer for a month'

'I promise - No deer for a month'

'Did you say beer, or deer?'

'...snuh'

'thats not even a real word homer'

'...buh'

'goodnight homer' *turns off the light*

*homer smiles*



and whether I got that right or not, I LOVE their re-occurring joke with the word 'Snuh' hahahaha

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I could never find the YouTube clip, but its the one where Marge gets Homer to answer a survey to see if he's addicted to beer.

 

In bed..

Marge: Promise me you won't drink beer for a month

Homer: okay...I'll promise

*light goes out...then you hear a can opening*

Marge: What was that?

Homer:....I was saying..psst I love you.

:D

 

 

Some phrases have just entered my lexicon. Like "do I ever"

 

Marge: Do you ever hide beer around the house?

Homer (pulls beer out of toilet cistern): Do I ever!

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IO-U3ZzZYIs

 

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to be precise

 

http://youtu.be/IO-U3ZzZYIs?t=8m29s

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I could never find the YouTube clip, but its the one where Marge gets Homer to answer a survey to see if he's addicted to beer.

 

In bed..

Marge: Promise me you won't drink beer for a month

Homer: okay...I'll promise

*light goes out...then you hear a can opening*

Marge: What was that?

Homer:....I was saying..psst I love you.

:D

 

 

>Some phrases have just entered my lexicon. Like "do I ever"

 

Marge: Do you ever hide beer around the house?

Homer (pulls beer out of toilet cistern): Do I ever!

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IO-U3ZzZYIs

 

?

 

 

First line in that clip: 'well Edna, for a school with no asian kids I think we put on a pretty good science fair' LOL

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haha turns out me and erebus got the quote right, combined. Can't remember when the part with the made up words

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one of my favourite episode's is on ten right now the area code episode

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I think we should bring back Dirk Ritcher, the kids would want to see the original radioactive man!

I keep telling you, he is 73 years old and DEAD.

 

 

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Don't be afraid to use your nails boys!

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Lisa: Dad, as you know, we've been swimming. And we've developed a taste for it. We both agree that getting our own pool is the only way to go. Now before you respond, you must understand that your refusal would result in months and months of, "Can we have a pool, Dad? Can we have a pool, Dad? Can we have a pool, Dad? Can we have a pool, Dad?"

 

Homer: I understand. Let us celebrate our new arrangement by the adding of chocolate to milk.

 

also in the same episode...

 

Homer: [the Simpsons have accidentally made a barn out of a pool kit] All right, everybody in the pool!

Amish Farmer: 'Tis a fine barn, but sure 'tis no pool, English

Homer: D'oh-eth!

 

also

 

Krusty (in Mount Splashmore ad): I wanna go to Mount Splashmore, take me take me take me take me now! Now now now now now! Mount Splashmore take me there right now! 
Lisa: This is a rather shameless promotion.
Bart: Hey, it worked on me.
Lisa: Me too.

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Anything by Hank Scorpio and anything from the Max Power episode.

 

Homer: Kids. From now on there are three ways of doing things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way.

Bart: Isn't that just the wrong way?

Homer: Yes, but faster.

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marge - women won't like being shot in the face!

 

homwer - women will like what i tell them to like

 

 

 

 

 

milhouse - this is where i come to cry

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Nobody who speaks German could be an evil man!

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