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Nobody who speaks German could be an evil man!

 

Lawyer: What about that tattoo on your chest? Doesn't it say die Bart die?

Sideshow Bob: No, that's German

[unveils tattoo]

Sideshow Bob: for 'The Bart, The'.

 

Also, the German reference inspired this one...

 

Boss: Ladies, please don't tell me you're smoking in a government building. Because that is precisely the kind of infraction that can cost a couple of sisters their promotion.

[Patty and Selma gasp, and stammer]

 

Homer: [chuckles to himself] [sees Marge looking unhappy]

[sighs] I'll never forgive myself for this.

[grabs both cigarettes, drags]

 

Boss: Wait a minute! Those are yours, sir?

 

Homer: [monotone] Yes. [coughs] I am in flavour country.

 

Boss: Both of them?

 

Homer: It's a big country.

 

Boss: Ladies, I apologise. And you, sir, are worse than Hitler.

Edited by Carns

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Hail to thee Kamp Krusty

Below Mt. Avalanche

We will always love Kamp Krusty

A registered trademark of the Krusty Korporation. All rights reserved.

 

Last bit always kills me

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Bart: go eat some flowers! [tosses some at Homer]

 

Homer: Aah! My secret shame!

 

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one of my favourite episode's is on ten right now the area code episode

Oh yeah? Come here a minute!

 

 

I'm not sure which one's better. The "6" is closer to the "3", so you got convenience there, but the "9" has less to do with Satan, which is a plus in this religious world of ours.

 

 

"Homer: What really burns me up is they didn't give us one word of warning.

Carl: What do you mean? They ran those TV commercials about it, and that big radio campaign.

Lenny: Don't forget the leaflets they dropped from the Space Shuttle, and the 2 weeks we all spent at area code camp.

Homer: Not a single word of warning."

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I wonder what my life would be like if I robbed the Kwik-E-Mart...

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That New York episode was awesome but after 9/11 they didn't show it for ages.

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doesnt homer go to piss in the mailbox??? lol

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Steinbrenner at the Yankees had/has a policy where long hair and facial hair below the lip are banned.

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Disco Stu has Ouzo for Twozo!

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That New York episode was awesome but after 9/11 they didn't show it for ages.

yep it's my fave episode I think :)

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Save me Jeebus!

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Compuglobalhypermeganet. Junior Vice President Homer Simpsion speaking.

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Compuglobalhypermeganet. Junior Vice President Homer Simpsion speaking.

It's Patty :( Edited by CMontgomeryBurns

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This is the worst day of my life.

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haha I love this fb page

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haha I love this fb page

Homer: Enjoy your death trap, ladies!

Lesbian: What was her problem?

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