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blameturner

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1. If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it,does it still make a sound?

 

2. What is the meaning to life?

 

3. If a turtle doesn't have a shell,is he homeless or naked?

 

4. Why is a boxing ring square?

 

5. Why do you need a drivers license to buy alcohol when you can't drink and drive?

1. Yes. Yes it does.

 

2. The meaning of life is football. The way we find this out is Wanderers.

 

3. Homeless and naked.. The worst kind of hobo.

 

4. Boxing originated because two boxers couldn't agree on the shape of the playing arena. The dumber guy who suggested a square ring won.

 

5. To tease us, and make some of us actually drink a drive... Driving up government revenue. It's a conspiracy.

 

 

 

 

You have a hen, a chicken and a rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So who's having sex with the hen?

Wait ... Isn't that a Seinfeld quote? Haha

Yes, unfortunately tv has destroyed my propensity for creative thinking

The same as Generation Z or the iGeneration... With the exception of them not being smart enough to realise it.

Why do u make so many shitty status updates on FB?

Are my cat yarns and terrible puns not good enough for you ? :(

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DontCallMeJacko

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1. If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it,does it still make a sound?

 

2. What is the meaning to life?

 

3. If a turtle doesn't have a shell,is he homeless or naked?

 

4. Why is a boxing ring square?

 

5. Why do you need a drivers license to buy alcohol when you can't drink and drive?

1. Yes. Yes it does.

 

2. The meaning of life is football. The way we find this out is Wanderers.

 

3. Homeless and naked.. The worst kind of hobo.

 

4. Boxing originated because two boxers couldn't agree on the shape of the playing arena. The dumber guy who suggested a square ring won.

 

5. To tease us, and make some of us actually drink a drive... Driving up government revenue. It's a conspiracy.

 

 

 

 

.... The turtle would be DEAD. As per stipulation: you owe burgerman a beer.

 

/thread

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Unlimited

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1. If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it,does it still make a sound?

 

2. What is the meaning to life?

 

3. If a turtle doesn't have a shell,is he homeless or naked?

 

4. Why is a boxing ring square?

 

5. Why do you need a drivers license to buy alcohol when you can't drink and drive?

1. Yes. Yes it does.

 

2. The meaning of life is football. The way we find this out is Wanderers.

 

3. Homeless and naked.. The worst kind of hobo.

 

4. Boxing originated because two boxers couldn't agree on the shape of the playing arena. The dumber guy who suggested a square ring won.

 

5. To tease us, and make some of us actually drink a drive... Driving up government revenue. It's a conspiracy.

 

 

 

 

.... The turtle would be DEAD. As per stipulation: you owe burgerman a beer.

 

/thread

 

 

But isn't a turtle by definition an animal with a shell? hmm

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blameturner

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are you a sexual homo?

I'm a homo sapien who has hit the age of sexual interaction, to answer your question

 

 

 

1. If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it,does it still make a sound?

 

2. What is the meaning to life?

 

3. If a turtle doesn't have a shell,is he homeless or naked?

 

4. Why is a boxing ring square?

 

5. Why do you need a drivers license to buy alcohol when you can't drink and drive?

1. Yes. Yes it does.

 

2. The meaning of life is football. The way we find this out is Wanderers.

 

3. Homeless and naked.. The worst kind of hobo.

 

4. Boxing originated because two boxers couldn't agree on the shape of the playing arena. The dumber guy who suggested a square ring won.

 

5. To tease us, and make some of us actually drink a drive... Driving up government revenue. It's a conspiracy.

 

 

 

.... The turtle would be DEAD. As per stipulation: you owe burgerman a beer.

 

/thread

Fair point. That's one beer.

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blameturner

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why can't you answer every question on this thread?

Haven't I?

Have you?

 

is there a limit to how many beers you buy one person?

I have

 

 

There is never a limit..

12224785-angry-indian-young-businessman.

 

"Why for you kick my dog and call him fu ck off!"

THE MAN PUNTED BAXTER!!
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Guest ZipGunBop

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Where's my answer?

 

Answer or beer me.

 

 

Why are you still on this thread?

Because I'm bored.
Ooh I got one,What question can't you answer?
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mack

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why is your forum admin title in sky blue??? :nono: :nono:

Never noticed but blame Mack. I'm going to write a strongly worded letter..

 

That's not Sky Blue. It's too dark to be sky blue.

 

Also, it's hard to find spare colours, especially since some colours are part of the overall scheme of the site.

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Balkanite

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why is your forum admin title in sky blue??? :nono: :nono:

Never noticed but blame Mack. I'm going to write a strongly worded letter..

 

That's not Sky Blue. It's too dark to be sky blue.

 

Also, it's hard to find spare colours, especially since some colours are part of the overall scheme of the site.

 

 

Mack i can understand this, but you have a Red Title as "Owner" .. poor turner has to keep skyblue!

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