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The Braad Challenge

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I am throwing my metallic glove at the feet of Braad in a challenge that could only come about in the most important fortnight of our existence. WHEN our lads become the first Australian team to become AFC champions on 1 November, I will drop my feverishly-held follicular fury and change facial hair status (FHS) to shaven IF our resident KD Lang impersonator will consent to an inverse change and attempt to grow a beard subject to the below conditions.

 

- The switch must be maintained until Xmas this year.

- All views on bearded v non-bearded lifestyle choices on the forum must support your switched FHS.

- Weekly avatar changes to occur to demonstrate adherence to FHS change.

 

Well, KD, what do you think? Or don't you love the Wanderers enough?

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Guest ZipGunBop

I'm just glad the bandit is back.

 

Been missing your work.

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Roaring silence in this thread. The tension is unbearable, drama is looming. Will Braad be up to the challenge? Or will he have a look at this beard-tragic brother and falter? When will he make up his mind??

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What will his lady friend say, should he accept the challenge?

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why did you start a new unpopular opinions thread?

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why did you start a new unpopular opinions thread?

 

The question dodging. The nervous sweats. The LACK OF SUPPORT.

 

I'm astounded...

 

 

:shok:

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why did you start a new unpopular opinions thread?

 

The question dodging. The nervous sweats. The LACK OF SUPPORT.

 

I'm astounded...

 

 

:shok:

 

 

the only lack of support with me is the lack of support my hair follicles have

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Roaring silence in this thread. The tension is unbearable, drama is looming. Will Braad be up to the challenge? Or will he have a look at this beard-tragic brother and falter? When will he make up his mind??

 

Probably one for the Nostalgia thread, but I read that in the voice of the Rocky and Bullwinkle narrator! 

 

 

 

 

why did you start a new unpopular opinions thread?

 

The question dodging. The nervous sweats. The LACK OF SUPPORT.

 

I'm astounded...

 

 

:shok:

 

 

the only lack of support with me is the lack of support my hair follicles have

 

 

I read ^^ that in this voice:

BXktEFACIAA2NyA.jpg

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I am throwing my metallic glove at the feet of Braad in a challenge that could only come about in the most important fortnight of our existence. WHEN our lads become the first Australian team to become AFC champions on 1 November, I will drop my feverishly-held follicular fury and change facial hair status (FHS) to shaven IF our resident KD Lang impersonator will consent to an inverse change and attempt to grow a beard subject to the below conditions.

 

- The switch must be maintained until Xmas this year.

- All views on bearded v non-bearded lifestyle choices on the forum must support your switched FHS.

- Weekly avatar changes to occur to demonstrate adherence to FHS change.

 

Well, KD, what do you think? Or don't you love the Wanderers enough?

 

 

I read ^^ that in this voice:

BXktEFACIAA2NyA.jpg

 

 

me too!

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Guest mickisnot

Braad I'll accept the challenge with you if we win the ACL.

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Be a man (queue Russell peters memes) and accept the challenge

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Guest ZipGunBop

Reject it Braad.

 

Nothing but a feeble attempt by the cavemen to add to their ranks.

 

You are above peer pressure, especially when it is not coming from your peers.

 

It's better to be insulted by a beardo than someone who actually matters.

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Reject it Braad.

Nothing but a feeble attempt by the cavemen to add to their ranks.

You are above peer pressure, especially when it is not coming from your peers.

It's better to be insulted by a beardo than someone who actually matters.

Current Sum Beardoes - [1 x beardo] + [1 x beardo] = New Sum Beardoes

 

Can I shop at your butchery please Zip? Your mathematical prowess must make for pretty skinny margins!

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Can I shop at your butchery please Zip?

I'm sorry,

 

We don't allow vagrants.

 

You'll have to wear a hair net around your chin.

 

Like a douchebag.

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Guest mickisnot

Waiting on Braad...

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Can I shop at your butchery please Zip?

I'm sorry,

We don't allow vagrants.

You'll have to wear a hair net around your chin.

Like a douchebag.

I'll come on a Wednesday, then. That's the day I put in the treatment and allow it to soak in covered by a hemp bag.

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Can I shop at your butchery please Zip?

I'm sorry,

We don't allow vagrants.

You'll have to wear a hair net around your chin.

Like a douchebag.

I'll come on a Wednesday, then. That's the day I put in the treatment and allow it to soak in covered by a hemp bag.

I may be bad at maths, but I'm pretty good with a knife.

 

Bring your beard, I have plans for it........

 

:D

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I see the non bearded 12 year old girl has chickened out.......

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Guest mickisnot

Braad look at it this way:

 

We lose, you stay fresh.

We win, we won the ACL who the hell gives a ****!?

 

If you accept with micki in your contract then I got your back throughout the entire process.

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(Mandy - Barry Manilow)

Ooooh braady,

 

You came and you shaved with out taking,

Now they're asking todaaaay...

 

Oooh braady

When west sydney wins you'll be growing,

But they neeeeeed a reply...

 

OOOOH BRAADY!!!

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What's it going to be Braady boy? Going to grow a hipster dufus beard n ride around on your Vespa or stay a clean shaven Adonis n drive around in your *ahem* macho XR5?? :P ........just jokes amigo! I like XR5's !!!! KD Lang reference is kinda funny though.....

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(Mandy - Barry Manilow)

Ooooh braady,

 

You came and you shaved with out taking,

Now they're asking todaaaay...

 

Oooh braady

When west sydney wins you'll be growing,

But they neeeeeed a reply...

 

OOOOH BRAADY!!!

 

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No.

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I'm Not so weak to try and trade my club-love for some beard-fest

 

Fixed.

 

 

fixed

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I'm apparently Not familiar with what the word "trade" means. For future reference, it is not a synonym for emphasise or demonstrate.

 

Fixed.

 

 

fixed

 

 

Fixed.

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I'm Not familiar with why i even said trade, as it implies a transaction of goods or money. beards have no such value

 

Fixed.

 

 

fixed

 

 

Fixed.

 

 

fixed

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Guest mickisnot

Well this was a ******* let down

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