Smoggy Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 33 minutes ago, Gazmon said: WFMB: Huddersfield Town into the Championship playoff... :D:D:D:D:D So when I am over at Christmas in the UK an away trip to Sheffield still a possibility, and Huddersfield if they fail to beat Reading. Would like a trip to either, but hope Huddersfield win the play off final. Gazmon, pseudonym, SomeGuy1977 and 3 others 6 Link to comment
theguyyouwishyouwere Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 EmMac, Gazmon, Prydzopolis and 3 others 6 Link to comment
marron Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 On 17/05/2017 at 7:36 PM, WSWBoro said: WFMB, since we moved accommodation last October I walk 4km to the train station every morning, even if the weather is not so good. I was sick of waiting for a bus that rocked up packed and then having to stand, that bus even at 7am always gets stuck in traffic, so one morning last October I thought **** this, and walked it and I feel better for doing it, better than paying someone for the privilege of running like a ******* mouse on a gym treadmill... It is a really nice walk, down some quiet streets, cut across a park but the best thing is every morning without fail I pass this old fella, must be at least 90 - 95 at a guess out for his morning walk, he is ALWAYS heading in the opposite direction at the same point every morning without fail, even if raining. Every morning just for that split second we pass and say good morning, quick smile and then on our way, that is all. Back in around mid March he vanished, perhaps gone on holls I thought, another few weeks pass and you start to wonder if the old duffer has passed away or something, he is a pretty old fella. But then earlier this week he was back. Got a good morning and a smile and a wink lol So back to our usual morning routine and everything is back in it's right place on a morning again...... I had an old one on my old walk to work like this. Over the years we started exchanging a sentence or two, usually weather related. it was an odd thing to do, before I moved away, but on my last walk to work, I told her I was going and wouldn't be seeing her again. she didn't seem to care the bitch. SomeGuy1977, GK21, Prydzopolis and 7 others 10 Link to comment
StringerBellend Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 I've made over 3,000 posts, I think I need to do some data mining and create a chart of how many posts - Mention my mild obsession with Craig Foster - Are Lucy Zelic related - I wrongly predict that a player will be good for us (e.g. Pio) - Express frustration about Jumpei - Mention Jerome Polenz's head band - Give unlimited advice that he ignores ... Carns, theguyyouwishyouwere, JackDoff and 5 others 8 Link to comment
wendybr Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 4 minutes ago, StringerBellend said: I've made over 3,000 posts, I think I need to do some data mining and create a chart of how many posts - Mention my mild obsession with Craig Foster - Are Lucy Zelic related - I wrongly predict that a player will be good for us (e.g. Pio) - Express frustration about Jumpei - Mention Jerome Polenz's head band - Give unlimited advice that he ignores ... Or used the word "sexual" to describe something good. Usually something football related. StringerBellend, Prydzopolis, Smoggy and 1 other 4 Link to comment
mack Posted May 19, 2017 Author Share Posted May 19, 2017 @StringerBellend posts: Used the word "Foster" in 30 posts. Used the word "Lucy" in 30 posts. Not every example was positive, especially in comparison to Mel. "Jumpei" is in 80 posts and a quick scan indicates a high percentage of negativity towards him. I found 3 posts involving Polenz's headband. @wendybr Stringer used the word "Sexual" in 35 posts. He also used the words "Sexual" and "Foster" in the same post 2 times. Carns, Burgerman, sonar and 11 others 14 Link to comment
wendybr Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 Hahaha...so "sexual" was only eclipsed by the word "jumpei"! lol EmMac, StringerBellend, Prydzopolis and 1 other 4 Link to comment
StringerBellend Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 54 minutes ago, mack said: @StringerBellend posts: Used the word "Foster" in 30 posts. Used the word "Lucy" in 30 posts. Not every example was positive, especially in comparison to Mel. "Jumpei" is in 80 posts and a quick scan indicates a high percentage of negativity towards him. I found 3 posts involving Polenz's headband. @wendybr Stringer used the word "Sexual" in 35 posts. He also used the words "Sexual" and "Foster" in the same post 2 times. I'm suprised the stats are so low only 3% of posts about Craig foster And 3% use of the word sexual, I promise to do better. Prydzopolis, mack, Smoggy and 3 others 6 Link to comment
StringerBellend Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 Oh and I can't believe I would have ever made a negative Lucy comment the best bit though is I have met the nicest group of people you could ever meet thru this place "I love yers all" (said in a Jeff French type voice) wendybr, EmMac, Smoggy and 2 others 5 Link to comment
StringerBellend Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 Was moving some crap around into our loft and found a bag of my old Everton shirts, some classics in there Tonight I'm wearing this beauty from 1998 Football hipster me EmMac, pseudonym, wendybr and 5 others 8 Link to comment
Smoggy Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 (edited) 42 minutes ago, StringerBellend said: Was moving some crap around into our loft and found a bag of my old Everton shirts, some classics in there Tonight I'm wearing this beauty from 1998 Football hipster me Yeah, I have a Boro shirt from the late 70's that I wear from time to time, it was the very first to have a sponsor on the front. I was only 2 years old when this strip came out but it belong to my Uncle who gave it to me in the late 80's. I don't wear it so often though as it is actually worth a bit of money... lol can't get the damned image the right way around,,,, I also have this one in kids size, which is a another story lol Edited May 20, 2017 by WSWBoro EmMac, StringerBellend, wendybr and 2 others 5 Link to comment
StringerBellend Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 14 hours ago, WSWBoro said: Yeah, I have a Boro shirt from the late 70's that I wear from time to time, it was the very first to have a sponsor on the front. I was only 2 years old when this strip came out but it belong to my Uncle who gave it to me in the late 80's. I don't wear it so often though as it is actually worth a bit of money... lol can't get the damned image the right way around,,,, I also have this one in kids size, which is a another story lol That's a beauty Datsun sponsor The NEC era Everton is great too oldest one I could find in my bag was 95 season. I wish mum had kept my gary linekar white bib one I wore on the flight when we came to Australia Smoggy, Prydzopolis and wendybr 3 Link to comment
Valter43 Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 WFMB: Wanderers might be ****, but at least Partizan are champions Smoggy, Prydzopolis and Gazmon 3 Link to comment
Edinburgh Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Hmmm - ideas for the opening of our new stadium ..... Valter43 and Prydzopolis 2 Link to comment
thefairy Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 How good is shinsuke nakamura? Prydzopolis, pseudonym and Unlimited 3 Link to comment
theguyyouwishyouwere Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Not as good as Shunsuke Nakamura. thefairy, Prydzopolis and wendybr 3 Link to comment
pseudonym Posted May 23, 2017 Share Posted May 23, 2017 Golden State and the lucky toaster http://www.news.com.au/sport/american-sports/nba/golden-state-warriors-season-changed-by-toaster/news-story/db48855c6b2d6483289fbede4ea2dead Prydzopolis 1 Link to comment
DontCallMeJacko Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 Get in to work this morning. One of my friends has forgotten her hi-vis vest (we have to wear them) and asks if I have a spare. "No, but you can wear my (hi-vis) jumper until you get one from the office" (thinking it would be 20 minutes tops) Two hours later, I get my jumper back. No worries, it's a warm day. I've only just put it on. WFMB: Holy ******* **** it smells amazing. I know it's creepy as ****, but ****.... wowwww. Sidebar: Coming home smelling like perfume. If I had a girlfriend, she'd kill me. SomeGuy1977, Smoggy, theguyyouwishyouwere and 5 others 8 Link to comment
Smoggy Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 2 hours ago, DontCallMeJacko said: Get in to work this morning. One of my friends has forgotten her hi-vis vest (we have to wear them) and asks if I have a spare. "No, but you can wear my (hi-vis) jumper until you get one from the office" (thinking it would be 20 minutes tops) Two hours later, I get my jumper back. No worries, it's a warm day. I've only just put it on. WFMB: Holy ******* **** it smells amazing. I know it's creepy as ****, but ****.... wowwww. Sidebar: Coming home smelling like perfume. If I had a girlfriend, she'd kill me. Unlimited would dream DREAM of sharing a jumper with another women..... Prydzopolis 1 Link to comment
Unlimited Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 1 minute ago, WSWBoro said: Unlimited would dream DREAM of sharing a jumper with another women..... When I went to that cruise a few weeks ago, I gave my jacket to the girl I went to the cruise with because she was cold wendybr, Smoggy and Prydzopolis 3 Link to comment
JackDoff Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 3 hours ago, DontCallMeJacko said: Get in to work this morning. One of my friends has forgotten her hi-vis vest (we have to wear them) and asks if I have a spare. "No, but you can wear my (hi-vis) jumper until you get one from the office" (thinking it would be 20 minutes tops) Two hours later, I get my jumper back. No worries, it's a warm day. I've only just put it on. WFMB: Holy ******* **** it smells amazing. I know it's creepy as ****, but ****.... wowwww. Sidebar: Coming home smelling like perfume. If I had a girlfriend, she'd kill me. Dude! Sniff it while you jer....um never mind btron3000, Prydzopolis and thefairy 3 Link to comment
thefairy Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 I had a weird story about nice smelling jumper. I went on a fishing trip with my uncle and cousins. I got seasick halfway through the trip, went inside the boat and fell asleep. My head was resting on a comfy jumper and it smelt so nice!! I was very confused because thought it was my cousins jumper. Didn't question it because I was so sick and wanted to puke. End up finding out it was the captains jumper I was lying my head on. Captain was a good looking 20 year old women. Uncle told me off and said I was useless when he found out..... I didn't catch any fish. LOL. EmMac, theguyyouwishyouwere, Prydzopolis and 3 others 6 Link to comment
Neverbloom Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 4 hours ago, WSWBoro said: Unlimited would dream DREAM of sharing a jumper with another women..... i like to sniff girls clothes if that is at all similar JackDoff and sonar 2 Link to comment
mack Posted May 24, 2017 Author Share Posted May 24, 2017 5 hours ago, Unlimited said: When I went to that cruise a few weeks ago, I gave my jacket to the girl I went to the cruise with because she was cold Prydzopolis, theguyyouwishyouwere and EmMac 3 Link to comment
GK21 Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 11 hours ago, Unlimited said: When I went to that cruise a few weeks ago, I gave my jacket to the girl I went to the cruise with because she was cold You went on a cruise and didnt get lucky. Never... Ever. Prydzopolis, JackDoff, thefairy and 2 others 5 Link to comment
CaptainJess Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 My boyfriend was throwing out some old shirts that were too big for him, so I told him to give them to me so I could use them as pyjamas. I love the way he smells (yes, I'm a weirdo ) so it also meant that I would have something that smelt like him. He eventually gives them to me and I'm all excited until I realised the chunt had washed them not once, but twice before he gave them to me The smell was gone and he wouldn't wear them again so I could get it back And before anyone says it, yes I do realise that I'm complaining about my boyfriend being hygienic and doing laundry JackDoff, sonar, thefairy and 3 others 6 Link to comment
Burgerman Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 You could wash unlimited's used sock ten times and still not get that stench out thefairy, JackDoff, Neverbloom and 4 others 7 Link to comment
Unlimited Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 13 hours ago, GK21 said: You went on a cruise and didnt get lucky. Never... Ever. It was one of those four hour harbour cruise things tbf, I spent the night chatting up a girl who I had met two years ago at a formal event - we were chatting and a guy I know sees me and comes over anyway he shortly realised I'm talking to this girl to which he said "ohh sorry was I interrupting something? Are you two together?" and we looked at each other and were like "noooooo" - but on the plus side, it looked like we were so I'm taking that as a positive because she's very attractive and absolutely lovely to talk to and she hugged me after <3 Link to comment
Smoggy Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 19 minutes ago, Unlimited said: It was one of those four hour harbour cruise things tbf, I spent the night chatting up a girl who I had met two years ago at a formal event - we were chatting and a guy I know sees me and comes over anyway he shortly realised I'm talking to this girl to which he said "ohh sorry was I interrupting something? Are you two together?" and we looked at each other and were like "noooooo" - but on the plus side, it looked like we were so I'm taking that as a positive because she's very attractive and absolutely lovely to talk to and she hugged me after <3 Prydzopolis, thefairy, JackDoff and 7 others 10 Link to comment
thefairy Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 36 minutes ago, Unlimited said: It was one of those four hour harbour cruise things tbf, I spent the night chatting up a girl who I had met two years ago at a formal event - we were chatting and a guy I know sees me and comes over anyway he shortly realised I'm talking to this girl to which he said "ohh sorry was I interrupting something? Are you two together?" and we looked at each other and were like "noooooo" - but on the plus side, it looked like we were so I'm taking that as a positive because she's very attractive and absolutely lovely to talk to and she hugged me after <3 HAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!! She hugged you. First base! You lucky bastard!! Carns, Prydzopolis, JackDoff and 1 other 4 Link to comment
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