marron Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 That's the sort of **** that keeps you alive. Smoggy, EmMac and Prydzopolis 3 Link to comment
wendybr Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 I can't post on the Australian Currrent Affairs Thread. Mack?? Link to comment
mack Posted March 17, 2019 Author Share Posted March 17, 2019 That's... weird. wendybr 1 Link to comment
mack Posted March 17, 2019 Author Share Posted March 17, 2019 Can you try again? wendybr 1 Link to comment
wendybr Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 59 minutes ago, mack said: Can you try again? Nope...not able to clear what I had typed, but which I can't post. If I click on the "Clear Editor" bar, it activates the music on a You tube link I was trying to post there! Link to comment
mack Posted March 17, 2019 Author Share Posted March 17, 2019 Have you tried just clicking "submit reply" or "save"? If that doesn't work, try pushing CTRL+A when the cursor is in the editing area then push delete on your keyboard. After that, if it doesn't work then you might need to clear cookies on your browser. The actual forum software is working fine, your account is working, it's just that you seem to be stuck with an editor glitch. wendybr 1 Link to comment
wendybr Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 Thanks mate!' I'll try again tomorrow. Tried to submit reply, but nothing happens. Everything else is as normal...but over there, the attempted use of the "Clear Editor" function has the lyrics of the "Vote Tony Out" jingle come up! Which IS what I tried to link there. At least it's a jingle I approve of...but there's definitely a gremlin at work! Link to comment
mack Posted March 17, 2019 Author Share Posted March 17, 2019 Last thing you coudl try is ctrl-A and then pushing the button in the editor row that looks like a Tx (it's after B I U). Link to comment
Smoggy Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 On 16/03/2019 at 9:08 PM, Smoggy said: Went to the bottle shop this afternoon and bought a nice bottle of red for the wife as requested. Got it home and dont know how it happened but the bottle slipped out of my grasp and exploded all over the ******* kitchen floor! Glass and red wine every fooking where. The wife was out with the lad but not sure how far away. **** myself..if the wife sees this i am dead...rush to get a bucket and mop...took ******* ages to get totally cleaned up. Rush back out to the shop for another bottle....still get home before the wife... Gets home and notices nothing...until around 30mins ago when she says she can 'smell red wine' ....... Just kept quiet...******* hell...there is still a faint wiff of red wine mind... The wife located the wine smell..turns out more went under the fridge than i thought...plus the green glass shard also under the fridge gave it away...got given a hard time about not saying anything...but either way you are getting a hard time. At least the wife has cleaned up properly now...with lots of muttering about something...using the mop aggressively and giving me dirty looks...meh wendybr, SomeGuy1977 and Prydzopolis 3 Link to comment
wendybr Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 OF COURSE she was always going to find it Smoggy. Ridiculous to think she wouldn't! Prydzopolis 1 Link to comment
Smoggy Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 (edited) 12 minutes ago, wendybr said: OF COURSE she was always going to find it Smoggy. Ridiculous to think she wouldn't! To be fair i never consider the consiquences of my actions and was too lazy to shift the fridge enough... Edited March 18, 2019 by Smoggy wendybr, SomeGuy1977 and sonar 3 Link to comment
StringerBellend Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 (edited) https://www.blackpoolgazette.co.uk/news/crime/man-who-went-on-a-bike-ride-after-consuming-18-cans-of-super-strength-lager-also-removed-his-trousers-and-flashed-at-passers-by-1-9656506?fbclid=IwAR2UK_xJEC0UUInsWzdhSVogWpQiSrexwTo9vWpWxjAm8hQ4yVlbSd4UFCs Its political correctness gone mad, when you can’t drink 18 cans of super strength lager, ride your bike, and expose yourself to passers by Edited March 18, 2019 by StringerBellend Smoggy, SomeGuy1977, ZachMercer and 3 others 1 5 Link to comment
Smoggy Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 WGMG full of cold..bunged up, headache, aching all over...didnt sleep so well last night as too warm then too cold.... Other that feel great...i am off to get a lemsip honey drink thing and feel sorry for myself Link to comment
ZachMercer Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 WRGMG. People that make no attempt to pronounce your surname correctly. My Croatian surname ends in CIC or "chich". My surname starts with NO. Do you have any idea how many times my name gets called out in waiting rooms as Mr Nodick. Sometimes I dont get up till they give it a second shot. Unlimited, SomeGuy1977, wendybr and 6 others 9 Link to comment
Smoggy Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 13 minutes ago, ZachMercer said: WRGMG. People that make no attempt to pronounce your surname correctly. My Croatian surname ends in CIC or "chich". My surname starts with NO. Do you have any idea how many times my name gets called out in waiting rooms as Mr Nodick. Sometimes I dont get up till they give it a second shot. Just replace the 'NO' with 'BIG'...in your surname. ZachMercer, Burgerman, SomeGuy1977 and 3 others 6 Link to comment
LeeMarvin Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 38 minutes ago, Smoggy said: Just replace the 'NO' with 'BIG'...in your surname. Did anyone else have recollections of a particular skit from Monty Python's Life of Bryan after reading that? Prydzopolis, ZachMercer, wendybr and 1 other 4 Link to comment
Smoggy Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 WGMG, the wife has'volunteered' me to help out at an election day stall selling some shyte, all proceeds towards the school... I had to remind her that the last this happened time she sent me away for being too miserable after 30mins....apparently this time I will smile and be friendly......... Unlikely.. and if being sent away after 30mins worked the last time wendybr, SomeGuy1977, Prydzopolis and 5 others 8 Link to comment
sonar Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 (edited) 46 minutes ago, Smoggy said: WGMG, the wife has'volunteered' me to help out at an election day stall selling some shyte, all proceeds towards the school... I had to remind her that the last this happened time she sent me away for being too miserable after 30mins....apparently this time I will smile and be friendly......... Unlikely.. and if being sent away after 30mins worked the last time I can see it now......... smoggy to wife :....If they don't like how I cook them or that I didn't give them enough effing onions, or we only have no name tomato sauce not some other expensive shyte they can shove their democracy sausages where the sun doesn't shine.....I'm outta here. Edited March 21, 2019 by sonar EmMac, Smoggy, Prydzopolis and 3 others 6 Link to comment
Smoggy Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 (edited) 53 minutes ago, sonar said: I can see it now......... smoggy to wife :....If they don't like how I cook them or that I didn't give them enough effing onions, or we only have no name tomato sauce not some other expensive shyte they can shove their democracy sausages where the sun doesn't shine.....I'm outta here. no no no, not being let lose anywhere near the sausage sizzle... Not after the Bunnings incident. Edited March 21, 2019 by Smoggy Prydzopolis, ZachMercer, sonar and 3 others 1 5 Link to comment
Prydzopolis Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 31 minutes ago, Smoggy said: Not after the Bunnings incident Now this we need to hear about EmMac and sonar 2 Link to comment
Edinburgh Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 1 hour ago, Prydzopolis said: Now this we need to hear about Be careful what you ask for sonar, wendybr and Prydzopolis 3 Link to comment
Smoggy Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Just received an email with the roster for the stall tomorrow **** that load of shyte...and the wife says she may need to pop over somewhere else and leave me to it for half an hour! I cant be left with that kind of responsibility! Sell the ******* lot for $20 and get out of there.... wendybr, JackDoff, Edinburgh and 2 others 5 Link to comment
sonar Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 10 minutes ago, Smoggy said: Just received an email with the roster for the stall tomorrow **** that load of shyte...and the wife says she may need to pop over somewhere else and leave me to it for half an hour! I cant be left with that kind of responsibility! Sell the ******* lot for $20 and get out of there.... lol.......and you need to update us on the " Bunnings Incident "...?................ Prydzopolis 1 Link to comment
Smoggy Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 5 minutes ago, sonar said: lol.......and you need to update us on the " Bunnings Incident "...?................ Meh..sausage sizzle for the cub group we did...cut long story short the wife got the shits about something...she has a really filthy mouth sometimes... JackDoff, Prydzopolis, sonar and 2 others 5 Link to comment
Keithie Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 What really grinds my Gears is an effwitt coach quoting his team is only performing at 43% F$#@ ME !!!! and same team midfielder with an irish accent says that his team has 2 world class strikers ,1 an Iranian and the other an englishman who's best claim to fame is scoring a goal the saved his team from dropping out of EPL, TOSSER !!!! JackDoff and Prydzopolis 2 Link to comment
StringerBellend Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 16 hours ago, Smoggy said: no no no, not being let lose anywhere near the sausage sizzle... Not after the Bunnings incident. Great name for a band The Bunnings Incident Smoggy, sonar, EmMac and 1 other 4 Link to comment
Smoggy Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 45 minutes ago, StringerBellend said: Great name for a band The Bunnings Incident Marron on guitar.... Prydzopolis, marron, StringerBellend and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment
marron Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Smoggy's mrs on vocals. **** **** **** **** ******* **** the **** **** **** in the **** **** **** **** **** **** wendybr, EmMac, Prydzopolis and 2 others 5 Link to comment
Smoggy Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 3 minutes ago, marron said: Smoggy's mrs on vocals. **** **** **** **** ******* **** the **** **** **** in the **** **** **** **** **** **** You know her! wendybr, Prydzopolis, EmMac and 1 other 4 Link to comment
Smoggy Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 News from the election front line... A women gives you a job...but she does it anyway..... sonar, StringerBellend, wendybr and 2 others 5 Link to comment
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