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14 minutes ago, Wanderboy said:

Try having a son who wants a haircut that only him and his mates think is cool. (Well, maybe some girls as well.)

I'm trying to stay positive and encouraging, but geez, he'll look back in a dozen years and say - what the **** was I thinking?

I try and explain this, but to no avail. 

Long on top that he has to keep pulling over his eyes. Number one on the sides. Stripes under the hangover. FFS, just get a normal cut that you don't have to update every two weeks.

Clearly I'm getting old and don't understand.

I have had my fair share of shyte haircuts, especially when younger :D 

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32 minutes ago, Wanderboy said:

Try having a son who wants a haircut that only him and his mates think is cool. (Well, maybe some girls as well.)

I'm trying to stay positive and encouraging, but geez, he'll look back in a dozen years and say - what the **** was I thinking?

I try and explain this, but to no avail. 

Long on top that he has to keep pulling over his eyes. Number one on the sides. Stripes under the hangover. FFS, just get a normal cut that you don't have to update every two weeks.

Clearly I'm getting old and don't understand.

Just tell him he looks cool, take photos of it from every angle and then show him in 20 years time when the conversation will turn to, "Dad why didn't you stop me. What the **** was I thinking"

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1 hour ago, Wanderboy said:

Try having a son who wants a haircut that only him and his mates think is cool. (Well, maybe some girls as well.)

I'm trying to stay positive and encouraging, but geez, he'll look back in a dozen years and say - what the **** was I thinking?

I try and explain this, but to no avail. 

Long on top that he has to keep pulling over his eyes. Number one on the sides. Stripes under the hangover. FFS, just get a normal cut that you don't have to update every two weeks.

Clearly I'm getting old and don't understand.

Sounds like a W-League player haircut.

Force him to get the classic Short & Spiky. Preferable with added flame shirt.

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Hearing your own voice. I had to do a short talk last week and had to listen back with a few other people, excruciating....in a do I really ******* talk like that way lol 10 mins of agony lol

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1 hour ago, Smoggy said:

Hearing your own voice. I had to do a short talk last week and had to listen back with a few other people, excruciating....in a do I really ******* talk like that way lol 10 mins of agony lol

:grouphug: 

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the bangles eternal flame is now blocked for me on youtube.........but atomic kitten's version isnt

 

..........something powerful out there hates me :P

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9 hours ago, Neverbloom said:

the bangles eternal flame is now blocked for me on youtube.........but atomic kitten's version isnt

 

..........something powerful out there hates me :P

Susanna Hoffs was a childhood crush, had her poster.

I would still go there to be honest, very nice. 

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6 hours ago, Smoggy said:

Susanna Hoffs was a childhood crush, had her poster.

I would still go there to be honest, very nice. 

apparently she recorded eternal flame naked.........makes the song a lot better........if only there was pictures from that recording session........for research :P

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3 minutes ago, Neverbloom said:

apparently she recorded eternal flame naked.........makes the song a lot better........if only there was pictures from that recording session........for research :P

This is the best I can do for you I am afraid, not sure what is going on with the sound, but watching with the sound off is even better.

 

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what is with the history channel on foxtel, a bunch of shows about aliens.......yea great history

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10 hours ago, Neverbloom said:

what is with the history channel on foxtel, a bunch of shows about aliens.......yea great history

the channel has run 24hrs a day for years and years. they literally have covered everything that ACTUALLY happened. gotta start making **** up now.

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They stopped being about history 15 years ago.

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5 hours ago, StringerBellend said:

wrgmg 

Bossi, Dominic 

You see that’s the first problem. You need to have filter that as soon as you see the “journalist” with his name attributed to an article you know it’s complete trash. Hack of a journalist.

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4 hours ago, wendybr said:

Only those who share it with others

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Lol...

 

:P

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On 04/05/2019 at 12:22 PM, theguyyouwishyouwere said:

the channel has run 24hrs a day for years and years. they literally have covered everything that ACTUALLY happened. gotta start making **** up now.

Nahhh, surely they can squeeze another 50 odd years out of Hitler programs? My old man calls the History channel on Sky in the UK the 'Hitler channel'.

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Just been on Skype to the old fella, they went out for a car ride in the week out in to the country. It turns out that the Yorkshire Tour was on, which is a big bike ride that is quite a big deal actually, it is shown on TV over there and gets the crowds out lining the streets and waiving flags. Somehow, and I am still not sure I understand how, the old man managed to weave around a road block and get on the a closed to cars part of the course.....with crowds lining the roads, apparently the leading bikes were about the come though in the next 5 mins. So a cop up the road shytes themselves, puts on a lights and siren and has to escort them at speed up the course. The old girl said it was like a vip as the flags and stuff were waiving and with the police car in front everyone thought they were someone important :rolleyes:

I dread to think if they made a live TV report or the local ******* newspaper :rolleyes:

So all in all a pretty normal afternoon ride in the country for them ffs :rolleyes: 

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Like off a 70s/80s sitcom :lol:

Just trying to decide which one....

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On 05/05/2019 at 7:24 PM, Smoggy said:

Just been on Skype to the old fella, they went out for a car ride in the week out in to the country. It turns out that the Yorkshire Tour was on, which is a big bike ride that is quite a big deal actually, it is shown on TV over there and gets the crowds out lining the streets and waiving flags. Somehow, and I am still not sure I understand how, the old man managed to weave around a road block and get on the a closed to cars part of the course.....with crowds lining the roads, apparently the leading bikes were about the come though in the next 5 mins. So a cop up the road shytes themselves, puts on a lights and siren and has to escort them at speed up the course. The old girl said it was like a vip as the flags and stuff were waiving and with the police car in front everyone thought they were someone important :rolleyes:

I dread to think if they made a live TV report or the local ******* newspaper :rolleyes:

So all in all a pretty normal afternoon ride in the country for them ffs :rolleyes: 

Question. Do you know that in Australia, old fella can be a slang reference for penis?

With this in mind, the first sentence alone takes on a whole new meaning.

:rofl:

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On 05/05/2019 at 7:24 PM, Smoggy said:

Just been on Skype to the old fella, they went out for a car ride in the week out in to the country. It turns out that the Yorkshire Tour was on, which is a big bike ride that is quite a big deal actually, it is shown on TV over there and gets the crowds out lining the streets and waiving flags. Somehow, and I am still not sure I understand how, the old man managed to weave around a road block and get on the a closed to cars part of the course.....with crowds lining the roads, apparently the leading bikes were about the come though in the next 5 mins. So a cop up the road shytes themselves, puts on a lights and siren and has to escort them at speed up the course. The old girl said it was like a vip as the flags and stuff were waiving and with the police car in front everyone thought they were someone important :rolleyes:

I dread to think if they made a live TV report or the local ******* newspaper :rolleyes:

So all in all a pretty normal afternoon ride in the country for them ffs :rolleyes: 

smoggy, there are youtube vids of the tour of Yorkshire....if you can tell us what stage of the race....ie stage 1 or 2 ....etc  you can most probably find a vid.....and send it to him.......lol

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1 hour ago, sonar said:

smoggy, there are youtube vids of the tour of Yorkshire....if you can tell us what stage of the race....ie stage 1 or 2 ....etc  you can most probably find a vid.....and send it to him.......lol

Near a town called Harrogate...unsure what stage that is.

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34 minutes ago, Smoggy said:

Near a town called Harrogate...unsure what stage that is.

I'm on the case.......lol....will report back in due course.......lol

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7 minutes ago, Smoggy said:

Will take a look when i get home :D they would be the last car seen before the bikes fly around...

Is this them?

:P

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13 minutes ago, JackDoff said:

Is this them?

:P

Ha lol

The day my son was born (York in the UK) they came to the hospital to visit us and see him.

He reversed his car in to a concrete bollard in the hospital car park on arrival. He must have been shifting as made one hell of a mess.

We knew something was up because we could hear the old man and girl arguing about it from around ward door and whilst they were right up the other end of the hospital hallway. They did that thing where by they stopped the other side of the ward door and out of sight and talked like they thought no one could hear them. The whole ******* shared ward could hear them. The last thing my mum said was 'just shut up will you and go see your grandson', they then walk around the door with fake smiles like they think no one knew..idiots....

The old man had to drag me out of the hospital to the car park to show me of course....

And people wonder why i emigrated...

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