Smoggy Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 Valentines day ...what a load of shyte. Walked past a flower shop earlier and prices quadruple what they would usually be..thats the best thing about being married for 17 years..you dont need to worry about this shyte... EmMac, wendybr and JackDoff 2 1 Link to comment
SomeGuy1977 Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 Why is it, when an otherwise normal and safe driver see a learner driver, they turn to complete ******* ****s and drive like complete **** stains? my eldest got her L’s last month. She clocked up a few hrs already. Pretty good at listening and learning so far. Hasnt damaged the car or given me a heart attack. Weve all seen some **** driving, but **** me, you put a set of L plates on a car and they’re like a **** wit magnet. JackDoff, wendybr, StringerBellend and 2 others 5 Link to comment
Carns Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 15 hours ago, SomeGuy1977 said: Why is it, when an otherwise normal and safe driver see a learner driver, they turn to complete ******* ****s and drive like complete **** stains? my eldest got her L’s last month. She clocked up a few hrs already. Pretty good at listening and learning so far. Hasnt damaged the car or given me a heart attack. Weve all seen some **** driving, but **** me, you put a set of L plates on a car and they’re like a **** wit magnet. I remember when I was learning to drive everyone would tail gate and act like a ****wit. When I first got my P's I did this to L platers a bit too, the theory being the same thing happened to me. What I usually see is the vast majority of road users not wanting to get stuck behind L platers leading to them doing really erratic driving to get away from them, making the situation worse. Unlimited and StringerBellend 2 Link to comment
sonar Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 15 hours ago, SomeGuy1977 said: Why is it, when an otherwise normal and safe driver see a learner driver, they turn to complete ******* ****s and drive like complete **** stains? my eldest got her L’s last month. She clocked up a few hrs already. Pretty good at listening and learning so far. Hasnt damaged the car or given me a heart attack. Weve all seen some **** driving, but **** me, you put a set of L plates on a car and they’re like a **** wit magnet. You don't need L plates to attract F'wits.....lol Driving home from the city after visiting my sister we were at the lights at the junction of Parramatta Rd and the M4.I was the first car in the outside lane turning right onto the M4 when the car sitting on my right....also supposed to be turning right on to the M4 decides when the lights went green to go straight ahead......the lights turned green.....I hit the accelerator and started to turn and I only missed hitting them by no more than half an inch.....and the guy behind me just missed hitting me by a few millimetres.as I slammed on the brakes. Unlimited, Prydzopolis and wendybr 3 Link to comment
SomeGuy1977 Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 1 hour ago, Carns said: I remember when I was learning to drive everyone would tail gate and act like a ****wit. When I first got my P's I did this to L platers a bit too, the theory being the same thing happened to me. What I usually see is the vast majority of road users not wanting to get stuck behind L platers leading to them doing really erratic driving to get away from them, making the situation worse. 100% this. She's doing 60 in a 60 zone. You've tailgated the learner for a while now (and to her credit, she's ignored my suggestions of tapping the brakes). She slows down for the for a corner (maybe a bit more than she needed to, but she's not used to driving the road), and without even being able to see around the corner, you decide THAT'S the best time to pass her? **** me. 44 minutes ago, sonar said: You don't need L plates to attract F'wits.....lol Driving home from the city after visiting my sister we were at the lights at the junction of Parramatta Rd and the M4.I was the first car in the outside lane turning right onto the M4 when the car sitting on my right....also supposed to be turning right on to the M4 decides when the lights went green to go straight ahead......the lights turned green.....I hit the accelerator and started to turn and I only missed hitting them by no more than half an inch.....and the guy behind me just missed hitting me by a few millimetres.as I slammed on the brakes. Maybe you have an L on your number plate? Or in the model of your car somewhere? lol You don't need L plates attract them, that's for sure. I guess sitting in the passenger seat I'm much more attune to it. Unlimited, wendybr and sonar 3 Link to comment
Smoggy Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 (edited) The wife dropped a hint yesterday (with it being valentine's day and all) about roses..which she likes.. So as per my previous post about the price of flowers ..**** that...how much for a single rose lol dont think so... So...i nipped in to Coles and bought a box of Cadbury roses on offer half price... Get home and all i get is the eye roll and a sigh..... Meh Edited February 15, 2019 by Smoggy Prydzopolis, SomeGuy1977, sonar and 2 others 5 Link to comment
SomeGuy1977 Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 8 minutes ago, Smoggy said: The wife dropped a hint yesterday (with it being valentine's day and all) about roses..which she likes.. So as per my previous post about the price of flowers ..**** that...how much for a single rose lol dont think so... So...i nipped in to Coles and bought a box of Cadbury roses on offer half price... Get home and all i get is the eye roll and a sigh..... Meh Didn't try the old flours and a card? sonar, Prydzopolis, Smoggy and 1 other 4 Link to comment
Smoggy Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 28 minutes ago, SomeGuy1977 said: Didn't try the old flours and a card? Plain or self raising? Can never decide... SomeGuy1977, Prydzopolis, sonar and 1 other 4 Link to comment
Edinburgh Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 1 hour ago, Smoggy said: The wife dropped a hint yesterday (with it being valentine's day and all) about roses..which she likes.. So as per my previous post about the price of flowers ..**** that...how much for a single rose lol dont think so... So...i nipped in to Coles and bought a box of Cadbury roses on offer half price... Get home and all i get is the eye roll and a sigh..... Meh Did she buy anything for you? Prydzopolis and Smoggy 2 Link to comment
ZachMercer Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Here's a new one. F'n Linkedin. If it's not the mindless drivel from people posting video's and articles trying to promote themselves as more intelligent than they actually are, it's the bombardment of 21 year old business strategists and coaches rehashing "breakthroughs" that most people learnt 20 f'n years ago. Prydzopolis, EmMac, wendybr and 5 others 8 Link to comment
mack Posted February 15, 2019 Author Share Posted February 15, 2019 sounds like Turner. Benched and theguyyouwishyouwere 2 Link to comment
Smoggy Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 20 minutes ago, Edinburgh said: Did she buy anything for you? Well....i ate some of the roses...but that was on the way from Coles to home... Edinburgh, sonar, wendybr and 1 other 4 Link to comment
Edinburgh Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, Smoggy said: Well....i ate some of the roses...but that was on the way from Coles to home... But isn't Valentine's a two way street where you gift something to each other? Or nothing in either direction, as my wife and I decided a long time ago. Prydzopolis, Smoggy, EmMac and 1 other 4 Link to comment
Smoggy Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 6 minutes ago, Edinburgh said: But isn't Valentine's a two way street where you gift something to each other? They didnt have Quality Street...so had to just go with the roses... Prydzopolis, sonar, wendybr and 1 other 4 Link to comment
Edinburgh Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 34 minutes ago, Smoggy said: They didnt have Quality Street...so had to just go with the roses... Well she did ask for roses .... you can't win eh! Smoggy, wendybr and Prydzopolis 3 Link to comment
ZachMercer Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 3 hours ago, Smoggy said: They didnt have Quality Street...so had to just go with the roses... What! No lindt or ferrero rocher? Unlimited 1 Link to comment
Edinburgh Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, ZachMercer said: What! No lindt or ferrero rocher? Waste of time, Smoggy's wife is a neat freak and uses a lindt remover wendybr, sonar, SomeGuy1977 and 1 other 4 Link to comment
sonar Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 6 minutes ago, Edinburgh said: Waste of time, Smoggy's wife is a neat freak and uses a lindt remover what a cad,bury her.... wendybr, Edinburgh, alexd and 1 other 4 Link to comment
Smoggy Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 21 minutes ago, ZachMercer said: What! No lindt or ferrero rocher? Werent on offer .. sonar and alexd 2 Link to comment
Neverbloom Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 i keep seeing ads on twitch and youtube for some battle angel movie........if i wanted to see the movie before i sure as hell dont now already sick of the movie because of how many fricken ads i have seen wendybr 1 Link to comment
marron Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 I piggyback off a relatives Netflix account. And the ads on there are the worst. You get drawn in. Then the ad goes for 5 minutes. And it's like, ok, i've seen it now. I've got the whole story arc, and a pretty good idea if how it's going to end. Next. wendybr 1 Link to comment
Smoggy Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 (edited) Dropped my son off at a birthday party this weekend...two girls there ran up to him on arrival and hugged him...inherited his old mans charm obviously... But anyway, his current 'best mate' rocks up in a ESFC top Father to Son talk needed about choosing his friends a little more carefully i think.... I never talked to a Sunderland or Leeds supporter as a kid and i still generally think that people who support either of these side are just pure evil... Edited February 18, 2019 by Smoggy SomeGuy1977, Prydzopolis, Sithslayer1991 and 5 others 8 Link to comment
wendybr Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 57 minutes ago, Smoggy said: 57 minutes ago, Smoggy said: I never talked to a Sunderland or Leeds supporter as a kid and i still generally think that people who support either of these side are just pure evil... But but...Lloydy?? Smoggy and Prydzopolis 2 Link to comment
Neverbloom Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 52 minutes ago, Smoggy said: Dropped my son off at a birthday party this weekend...two girls there ran up to him on arrival and hugged him...inherited his old mans charm obviously... But anyway, his current 'best mate' rocks up in a ESFC top Father to Son talk needed about choosing his friends a little more carefully i think.... I never talked to a Sunderland or Leeds supporter as a kid and i still generally think that people who support either of these side are just pure evil... ignore this......i cant read Link to comment
Smoggy Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 1 hour ago, wendybr said: But but...Lloydy?? For a Leeds sort he seems about as good as you can get I suppose...but that is coming from a very low base indeed......... wendybr 1 Link to comment
Smoggy Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 I just noticed I have notched 10k posts........93 posts ago...ah well....... Prydzopolis, Edinburgh and mack 1 2 Link to comment
SomeGuy1977 Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 18 hours ago, Smoggy said: I just noticed I have notched 10k posts........93 posts ago...ah well....... As someone who is classified now as a Goalkeeping Coach (probably for quite some time now), I expect you'll be sorting out Vedran's brain fade issues? Edinburgh, wendybr, Prydzopolis and 2 others 5 Link to comment
Smoggy Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 (edited) WGMG...parents....at meet the teacher event. I went along to the meet the teacher event tonight and joined other parents in my sons class. It got on to the subject of homework and a women along from me asks 'does my daughter have to do the math's homework as it makes her too emotional, she gets really upset about it'.....wtf....she gets upset and emotional because she is probably too ******* lazy and gets away with it by throwing a tantrum and by prob saying 'its alright my darling' don't get upset, go and have a rest and play'......What does this teach this girl who will be in high school next year? Parents like this should be given homework on how to be a good parent. Anyway, it turns out homework isn't compulsory to complete, which amazes me also...I have never told my son that, he just thinks he has to do it, so he does. I sighed and rolled my eyes when the women said it and maybe a bit too loud as the teacher looked and me.................and gave me a little smile before telling the parent that whilst not compulsory she should encourage her daughter to work on her math's and find a way to do it that doesn't upset her....which I don't think this women appreciated very much.....but anyway...... Edited February 21, 2019 by Smoggy Prydzopolis, wendybr, JackDoff and 6 others 9 Link to comment
marron Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 Oh I was with some parents from my kids school tonight too. We got pissed down the road. The kids had chips and lemonade. Gotta get yourself up here mate sonar, JackDoff, EmMac and 3 others 6 Link to comment
Smoggy Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 4 minutes ago, marron said: Oh I was with some parents from my kids school tonight too. We got pissed down the road. The kids had chips and lemonade. Gotta get yourself up here mate Lol parents - teacher night upper mountains style...except i thought the kids would be on tooheys old... StringerBellend, sonar, marron and 3 others 1 5 Link to comment
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