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3 hours ago, Smoggy said:

Ooohhhhh go strike two flints together and make a fire...

You're trying to push my buttons aren't you! But as you've already found out you're not any good at that!

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8 minutes ago, Edinburgh said:

You're trying to push my buttons aren't you! But as you've already found out you're not any good at that!

The buttons on your mobility scooter.....

 

 

 

:P

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I know these are only jokes, but it ain't fun getting old, particularly in these times.

Having elderly parents at risk in an aged care home isn't a joy, and not particularly humorous. 

I've come to the realization of late that it isn't that funny making light of the elderly. 

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35 minutes ago, JackDoff said:

The buttons on your mobility scooter.....

 

 

 

:P

Once upon a time maybe. But it caught fire. Apparently, if you strike two flints together .......

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9 minutes ago, Edinburgh said:

Once upon a time maybe. But it caught fire. Apparently, if you strike two flints together .......

When I lived in York there was a guy going down the pavement in a mobility scooter and two wheels on one side went over the edge of the curb and it tipped over!!!!! Shopping and old person everywhere..carnage..

 

 

 

 

 

* I should add that no old person was injured in this event or telling of this story.....and I helped pick the sopping up and checked they were ok, but they swore at me and told me to **** off...

Edited by Smoggy

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39 minutes ago, Wanderboy said:

I know these are only jokes, but it ain't fun getting old, particularly in these times.

Having elderly parents at risk in an aged care home isn't a joy, and not particularly humorous. 

I've come to the realization of late that it isn't that funny making light of the elderly. 

I know I can be an annoying sod, my wife tells me constantly.....no harm meant and hope all is ok, hard times. 

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17 hours ago, Smoggy said:

Anyone else struggling with  a young teenager and this Fortnite shyte? Been around for ages I hear but he is fairly new to it...

I had a go at the weekend..I jumped out of this thing..my son shouted at me where to go....'go right..no go left..no don't go there..over there...' I landed and was apparently the first in the game to be knocked out..:unknw:

My son sat there with his hand over his face and his other hand out to give him the controller back....bastard...

My youngest (10) has played it for a while now. I've played with him a few times and yeah, I feel ya. It's not so much that Im bad at the game, it's the sly, condescending / smart arse comments I get from him AND his friends. Little **** heads.  

:tusk:

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13 hours ago, Wanderboy said:

I know these are only jokes, but it ain't fun getting old, particularly in these times.

Having elderly parents at risk in an aged care home isn't a joy, and not particularly humorous. 

I've come to the realization of late that it isn't that funny making light of the elderly. 

 My dad is 90 and I worry all the time about whether I'm going to catch the virus and give it to him. He most probably wouldn't survive. It freaks me out that others don't wear a mask or social distance at the moment which I think is a tad selfish of them. 

I understand where you are coming from but I also think in these hard times it important to keep a sense of perspective and a sense of humour as we go about our daily lives. Life can get too depressing otherwise.

Stay safe.

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14 hours ago, Smoggy said:

I know I can be an annoying sod, my wife tells me constantly.....no harm meant and hope all is ok, hard times. 

Errrrrr was kinda hoping for less likes and a few ' your not annoying at all responses'..

 

:sorry2:

Bastards....

Edited by Smoggy

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1 hour ago, Smoggy said:

Errrrrr was kinda hoping for less likes and a few ' your not annoying at all responses'..

 

:sorry2:

Bastards....

You should be thanking me for not posting what I was going to post!

 

Ungrateful sod ....

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2 hours ago, Smoggy said:

Errrrrr was kinda hoping for less likes and a few ' your not annoying at all responses'..

 

:sorry2:

Bastards....

:meep:

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who else wants a science lesson by nick cannon?


apparently melanin comes with compassion and soul......... and people who dont have as much lack compassion

its science :P

 

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16 minutes ago, NeverGoat said:

who else wants a science lesson by nick cannon?


apparently melanin comes with compassion and soul......... and people who dont have as much lack compassion

its science :P

 

I like water melanin!  :crazy:

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TIL there’s competitive pizza tossing!  :rolleyes:

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