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no breaks in play, automatic disqualification, one time out per team between sets; as you know, bladder control is one of the key elements in successful competition staring. as the higher seeded team, the white shirts are allowed to dispense with the suit and tie, the highest seeded individual is also allowed to dispense with eye glasses, thereby diminishing visual acuity and blink propensity. the lowest ranked competitor (Blue suit #2) has no ranking points and not allowed any visual distractors. note the clever game play by Blue suit #1, having forgone a higher stack of paper for the gold tipped pen. if the White shirts prevail in the semi, the Grand master will have accumulated enough bonus points and be allowed to use a Maneki Neko in the final (best of 5 sets).

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Their fans are maroons   

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6 hours ago, Midfielder said:

Their fans are maroons   

Maroons?

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A metaphor for Australian Sokkahs attempts for mainstream media acceptance 

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If I can't figure out how to get these safety glasses over my ears properly, how do you expect me to work that contraption?

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I don't care what you say, I DON'T have man boobs......or.......

You think that'll shut me up....I don't think so.

Edited by sonar

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10 hours ago, Midfielder said:

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can you give this back to Melania, she left it last night
 

Don't you know it's wrong to covid another man's wife!

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On 20/05/2020 at 3:06 AM, Midfielder said:

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Assistant: "Ah...Mr.President...you need this...not the goggles"
Trump: "ZE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING!"
Assistant: *Sighs* "Enough with the Simpsons references, Mr.President. This is a serious issue we are dealing with here"

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