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  1. 22 points
    Picture attached this time... And before you ask, not I have not edited this photo. It's 100% genuine
  2. 17 points
    ZachMercer

    Squad Development 2019/20 Part 1

    You'd have to believe that with a 20 to 1 page/player ratio we'll sign someone in the next 19 pages. If we generate 2 pages per day then our next signing should be announced on or before the 23rd. In theory the faster we generate meaningless rumours the sooner the club will announce, hence if we can do 19 pages by close of business we'll have an announcement right!
  3. 14 points
  4. 12 points
    teddies

    Squad Development 2019/20 Part 1

    Announcement: Release of restricted view seating named '2014 Club' to pay homage to the victorious AFC championship in our 3rd year of existence.1/3 of the view, 3x the cost, but you get a cool* hat. *open to interpretation
  5. 9 points
    FCB

    Squad Development 2019/20 Part 1

    15. August 2029: Bulut teases possible football return The 37 year old former Western Sydney Wanderers striker Kerem Bulut has hinted on social media his football bans for drug use and all sorts of other illegal activities may come to an end. Once cleared, Bulut is hopeful to resume his career at the Wanderers after a 12 year hiatus from the club. He feels that he has yet to show WSW and the public what he is capable of, and is determined to return to the Socceroos and score the winning goal in the next WC final.
  6. 9 points
    Here we go new striker https://www.goal.com/en-au/news/live/a-league-and-australian-football-news-live-bulut-teases-possible-/o5scit2r0yeu14854pzr57wju Somebody Had to post it
  7. 8 points
    JackDoff

    Nostalgia Thread

    Had an Open house yesterday for my mums place. Sitting in the kitchen saying hello to strangers wandering around the place you grew up in was weird . Still , it’s time to move on , the soul of the house , my mum, died when she passed away. Now it’s just a house ,albeit full of memories, good and bad.
  8. 8 points
    Edinburgh

    Jokes

    A man brings his buddy home for dinner unannounced at 6:30 after work. His wife screams at him, as the friend listens, "My hair and make-up are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pyjamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! What the hell did you bring him home for?" "Because he's thinking of getting married .........."
  9. 7 points
    Western Sydney Wanderer werden unter der Führung des großen Marcus sexuelle Fuß spielen, PS Kopiten sind Gobshites
  10. 7 points
    I would suggest we lock in Friday September 20th to collectively lose our ****. 3 weeks out from the start of the season. Post the closure of overseas windows. Plus it's a Friday so no one will want to do actual work. Perfect day to spend refreshing the forum and putting out poorly thought through tweets with the club tagged calling for the club to throw large $$$ at some obscure footballer we have no actual links too. #panicday
  11. 7 points
    the mascots have their place. I've seen a kid circa 3years old run to the front of the bay with the biggest smile and excitement I've seen to get close to the Foxes as they walk past. That's the demographic they're after and it made me accept them. I've also seen similar reactions (via vid) of a friend's 3yo in Brisbane with their lion mascot. The over the top reactions to the mascots getting created was ridiculous. Anyway, when do we start panicking we don't have a no.9? Or are were going to settle for an ageing Berisha?
  12. 7 points
    Erimus

    What Really Grinds My Gears 5

    But according to Maccas people are willing do shyte like this for a $1...... Anyway...someone asked me a question last week that ALWAYS grinds my gears. 'Which team do you support' 'Middlesbrough' 'No...who is your EPL team' FFS....
  13. 7 points
    Kitto

    Jokes

    A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, sits down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, 'Get me a beer before it starts.' The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Fifteen minutes later, he says, 'Get me another beer before it starts.' She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him. He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, 'Quick, get me another beer, it's going to start any minute.' The wife is furious. She yells at him 'Is that all you're going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You're nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore ...' The man sighs and says, 'It's started ...'
  14. 7 points
    Edinburgh

    What Really Grinds My Gears 5

    I'm a bit late with this - an Ola ad triggered thinking about it. About 3 weeks ago, I had to get myself to the hospital for an operation but couldn't drive myself there. So I needed a taxi. I called the local cab number "I'll get back to you". I waited a little while but no callback (they never did callback). So I called Silvertop/Premium and was put on hold .... I eventually gave up and went next door and asked for a lift which was thankfully granted. I don't have much need for taxis but I've had problems before with booked cabs not turning up etc. Although getting a cab home from the hospital was so easy with a very effective push a button service on the hospital wall - as it has been on other occasions. With uber and ola around these days and cabbies not happy about the competition maybe improving their service would be to their benefit!
  15. 7 points
    Erimus

    What Really Grinds My Gears 5

    I think he would be in breach of his 'not to be within 100 yards of Aldi' court ruling...
  16. 7 points
    sonar

    What Floats Your Boat 4

    The power of positive thinking...... My dad is 89 and he has a photo ID from Services NSW which he had to renew. So I took him to the Westfield Mt Druitt centre and the lady behind the counter said to him I'm making this out for ten years and I expect to see you back here to renew....have a good day.
  17. 6 points
    Developers cutting costs to make the biggest profit at the cost of safety. I say "Who benefits?"
  18. 6 points
    wswnick

    Squad Development 2019/20 Part 1

    It's the hope that kills you
  19. 6 points
    wswnick

    Squad Development 2019/20 Part 1

    Have Bulut and Wesley ever been seen in the same room together?
  20. 6 points
    I am genuinely not sure if you are serious
  21. 6 points
    Two players that apparently cant hold their "lines".
  22. 6 points
    Unlimited

    Squad Development 2019/20 Part 1

    If?? It's the gold standard of player ratings Anyway, both are 74 on FIFA. Interestingly, Degenek has potential of 81
  23. 6 points
    Edinburgh

    What Really Grinds My Gears 5

    Don't know if you've heard of Aldi, but I noticed today that they seem to have a special on large screen TVs.
  24. 5 points
    sonar

    Squad Development 2019/20 Part 1

    The focus groups need to go to specsavers.......
  25. 5 points
    Tip of the iceberg, what has gone up over the last 5 years will be the slums of the future. New unit blocks spring up like mushrooms, with asking prices of $900,000 for a one bed unit in some cases, what could possibly go wrong lol
  26. 5 points
    Watching 4 Corners...probing the construction industry, and the current dramas. Just HORRIFYING! What a nightmare for so many owners.
  27. 5 points
    marron

    Jokes

    Best one liners from this years Edinburgh fringe festival (is that a memorial service for the receded hairline Ed?) 1. I keep randomly shouting out “Broccoli” and “Cauliflower”. I think I might have Florets. – Olaf Falafel 2. Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they’re happy. – Richard Stott 3. What’s driving Brexit? From here it looks like it’s probably the Duke of Edinburgh. – Milton Jones 4. A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, “Yes, of course. That’s 20 cows.” – Jake Lambert 5. A thesaurus is great. There’s no other word for it. – Ross Smith 6. Sleep is my favourite thing in the world. It’s the reason I get up in the morning. – Ross Smith 7. I accidentally booked myself on to an escapology course; I’m really struggling to get out of it. – Adele Cliff 8. After learning six hours of basic semaphore, I was flagging. – Richard Pulsford 9. To be or not to be a horse rider, that is Equestrian. – Mark Simmons 10. I’ve got an Eton-themed advent calendar, where all the doors are opened for me by my dad’s contacts. – Ivo Graham From previous years: 2018: Adam Rowe on the challenges of being sacked. “Working at the jobcentre has to be a tense job,” he pointed out to his audience. “Knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day.” 2017: Ken Cheng won the 10th annual award with: "I'm not a fan of the new pound coin, but then again, I hate all change." 2016: Masai Graham raised a smile for his organ donation-themed dad joke, “My dad has suggested that I register for a donor card. He’s a man after my own heart.” 2015: Darren Walsh won with his line: “I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It’s Hans-free.” 2014: Tim Vine becomes the first to win it more than once with “I've decided to sell my Hoover … well, it was just collecting dust." 2013: Rob Auton's winning one liner: “I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa." 2012: Canadian Stewart Francis took the prize for: "You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks." 2011: Nick Helm: "I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves." 2010: Tim Vine wins for "I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again." 2009: Dan Antolpolski scoops the prize for “Hedgehogs - why can't they just share the hedge?" Also read this: I missed the whole festival. I was, reluctantly, on a team-building course.The leader said "There's no 'I' in team."I said "There's no 'F' in point."
  28. 5 points
    SomeGuy1977

    Off Topic Thread 4

    My daughter (and I by the sounds of it) are doing the 40hr famine backpack challenge next month to raise some money for the millions of refugees and displaced people around the world. If you have a few $ to spare and would like to donate, you can click the "Donate to natalie" button on this page: https://www.40hourfamine.com.au/supporters/3208896
  29. 5 points
    CaptainJess

    FFA Cup 2019

    Balks and I got our tickets to the Marconi game on the weekend They aren't being sold online so you need to purchase them from the front desk or at the gate on Wednesday. Good pizza and good football 5mins from home, can't beat that on a Wednesday night
  30. 5 points
    LeeMarvin

    Nostalgia Thread

    My mum used to watch it religiously until one episode there was some language she didn't approve of used. She never watched it after that. I am more of a Magnum P.I. guy myself. When I was a young teen Magnum's life was my dream existence. Have recently been watching episodes recorded off Fox. Man they made some corny stuff back in the 80s didn't they? I still love the main characters though.
  31. 5 points
    sonar

    Nostalgia Thread

  32. 5 points
    Unlimited

    What Really Grinds My Gears 5

    I had a meeting for work so I went down to the taxi rank outside the office I get in the taxi and say where I'm going. If I was to walk there, it would be 20 minutes or so but the meeting was in 10-ish. Taxi driver goes, "Nah, that's so close. That's less than $10. I'm not doing that. Just walk, it's just down the street" I was going to be late, didn't want to argue, so I was like, "Well you're not really supposed to do that" (it is illegal after all) and got out. Went to the second cab on the rank who was confused because the driver was like, "Umm, I'm not in front?" I explained the situation and the driver got out and berated the front taxi's driver. Got to my meeting on time but found it funny how the second driver just told me to take Ola or Uber next time. WRGMG is the first taxi driver. I'm thinking: mate, it's 11am on a workday in a taxi rank next to an office building, do you really think you'll get anything good?
  33. 5 points
    sonar

    Music Thread 4

  34. 5 points
    sonar

    What Really Grinds My Gears 5

    For peace of mind buy something with a 3 or more year warranty. I bought 40" Changhong FHD..it died afte 2 years and 9 months.....rang them up....they sent out a service guy who said the motherboard had died....replaced the tv with a new one.....all done in a week.
  35. 5 points
    Wanderboy

    What Really Grinds My Gears 5

    He's still watching Pornhub.
  36. 5 points
    Ossified

    Interesting Football Stuff.

    Athletico Bilbao 1st team play 200 local kids, c,mon WSW be innovative.....
  37. 5 points
    luisenrique

    Music Thread 4

  38. 5 points
    sonar

    What Floats Your Boat 4

    They told him they don't register chariots anymore.....lol
  39. 5 points
    sonar

    What Floats Your Boat 4

    I have to say that most times when he has to deal with govt officials they don't give him a hard time. He's at an age where waking up is a plus. lol He's the eldest of 8.....(7 sisters) They reckon he's going to outlive them all. He's funny when you drive him around as he's the one getting all road ragey with the idiots while me ( the driver ) stays calm.....lol
  40. 4 points
    FCB

    Squad Development 2019/20 Part 1

    We signed the three imports plus the two senior Aussies between May 2nd and June 19th, and apart from the Leeds and Perth games very little has happened in the last couple of months. The VIC are doing it other way round: they announced Kurz July 10th, Kruse and Nabbout late in July, and both Hoogland and Donachie signed/renewed just last week. Either way, the long pre-season has the capacity to do your head in.
  41. 4 points
    Edinburgh

    Cricket thread

    I know you have a very very very low opinion of kopites, but surely that's below the belt to compare them with the media?!
  42. 4 points
    i would be happy if we banned that name from this thread, expel all who dare to mention he shall not be named
  43. 4 points
    Erimus

    What Floats Your Boat 4

    You mean eggstrodinary..... Sorry...i'll beat it...
  44. 4 points
    btron3000

    Cricket thread

    Well I don't agree with you guys about the Sydney crowd, but why are we debating whether an Australian crowd WOULD do it - it's disgraceful no matter who does it and the crowd last night DID do it. To boo someone who comes back out after being felled by a hit to the head from a 95km/h bouncer, especially AFTER what we saw happen to Phillip Hughes, is ******* low. Head knocks are serious stuff.
  45. 4 points
    btron3000

    Cricket thread

    When Joffra Archer is bowling, yes.
  46. 4 points
    Taurus

    Squad Development 2019/20 Part 1

    Rumours getting regurgitated, who'd have thought. Wake me up when we actually sign someone
  47. 4 points
    Edinburgh

    What Floats Your Boat 4

    5 years is the maximum kiddy! Nah, that was in June. This was a LICENCE renewal ya toerag!
  48. 4 points
    Erimus

    What Really Grinds My Gears 5

    PornHub it is then.
  49. 4 points
    Erimus

    What Really Grinds My Gears 5

    Too many ******* leads these days. The back of our telly is like a ******* bowl of spaghetti. Our TV did this, was the dodgy foxtel connection..
  50. 4 points
    Edinburgh

    Birthday Thread

    So, you're that old that your memory is failing!?
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