Simon Cox

66 on FIFA

Players who are also 66 on FIFA and in the A-League include Andrew Durante, Andrew Redmayne, and Roy O'Donovan

Players who are 67 on FIFA and in the A-League include Matt Jurman, Paul Izzo, and Thomas Deng

We've signed a Reading player!! 

Incoming club legend....

I heard he was once asked at school by a teacher if he could say his named backwards and he replied "No miss."

8 hours ago, Unlimited said:

66 on FIFA

Players who are also 66 on FIFA and in the A-League include Andrew Durante, Andrew Redmayne, and Roy O'Donovan

Players who are 67 on FIFA and in the A-League include Matt Jurman, Paul Izzo, and Thomas Deng

Fifa rankings should be taken with a very large grain of salt, same as player valuations on Transfermarket.

could not be worse than a lazy football guy :-)

Welcome - scores goals you have the chance to become a legend in a few games.

And with the perfect name for an episode title for the Destruction in the Box podcast

9 hours ago, LoganCircle said:

We've signed a Reading player!! 

 

Seem to remember him in a Reading shirt, take it you know more about him than some here, is he any good?

so if he doesnt score in his first start do we all get onto twitter with this tag:

#CoxOut

25 minutes ago, Johnno said:

so if he doesnt score in his first start do we all get onto twitter with this tag:

#CoxOut

The poznan is getting a little stale now we could replace it with a 80th minute Cox out celebration 

9 minutes ago, StringerBellend said:

The poznan is getting a little stale now we could replace it with a 80th minute Cox out celebration 

Or...you could just stick to calling his football "sexual"....if he turns out to be any good. 

if we win whilst he is injured please have the review titled thus:

"Wanderers Win with Cox Out"

......and if he scores twice....."Cox gets a Pair in Wanderers Win"........

ok, last one....

#Cox thrust into action and penetrates immediately

.....Results.On.The.Pitch.........will determine the accuracy of the managers words.........

From corners:

"Cox stands tall and puts his impressive head to good use"

3 hours ago, StringerBellend said:

The poznan is getting a little stale now some of us could replace it with a 80th minute Cox out celebration 

Fixed

7 hours ago, StringerBellend said:

The poznan is getting a little stale now we could replace it with an 80th minute Cox out celebration 

Since we're in a fixing mood.

Fixed. 

Sorry, couldn't resist. 

4 hours ago, Johnno said:

if we win whilst he is injured please have the review titled thus:

"Wanderers Win with Cox Out"

 

Cox'less wanderers lose again 

Cox gets an embracing hug after squeezing one through 

Looks like a good signing only 32 and has rest of the season to prove himself 

7 hours ago, WSWJACK said:

Seem to remember him in a Reading shirt, take it you know more about him than some here, is he any good?

He always put in 100%, it didn't always translate to success. But that's in the championship, seems he did fairly well in League one. I don't think he'd score as many goals as Le fondre (who did have a much better spell at Reading), but he's capable of getting close.

So which commentator is gonna scream out COX??!!!

7 minutes ago, Sithslayer1991 said:

So which commentator is gonna scream out COX??!!!

Robbie Slater likes Cox......

And rates him apparently

1 hour ago, Burgerman said:

Cox'less wanderers lose again 

Cox gets an embracing hug after squeezing one through 

Looks like a good signing only 32 and has rest of the season to prove himself 

Cox fires blanks....

Hope not...

1 hour ago, Smoggy said:

Robbie Slater likes Cox......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And rates him apparently

Yes I have heard that about Slater

nothing wrong with that 

I welcome Cox in the box!

I just hope COX gets good service in the BOX!  Hopefully he isn't premature and times his runs onside.

I don't think many goalies will be able to handle the size of our COX, he creates a real presence in the BOX no matter how hard they try, they won't be able to squeeze him out. Even if he just uses his head, im sure he will fill the void.

I think we have finally got a good one up front. Nothing like a surprise, nonconsensual COX to pump us up, right through this sticky patch. THey won't be able to mount a defence.... But COX  will   IYKWIM

Ok im done.

Penis..

Ok im done i promise

13 hours ago, Jimspade said:

I just hope COX gets good service in the BOX!  Hopefully he isn't premature and times his runs onside.

I don't think many goalies will be able to handle the size of our COX, he creates a real presence in the BOX no matter how hard they try, they won't be able to squeeze him out. Even if he just uses his head, im sure he will fill the void.

I think we have finally got a good one up front. Nothing like a surprise, nonconsensual COX to pump us up, right through this sticky patch. THey won't be able to mount a defence.... But COX  will   IYKWIM

Ok im done.

Penis..

Ok im done i promise

Need to get Cox around the back of the defence

Le Fondre maybe getting in on the childish cox jokes?

"He's similar to me, but maybe a bit more [accustomed to] coming to feet and getting on the ball than my penetrating in behind...

https://www.smh.com.au/sport/soccer/he-ll-score-a-lot-of-goals-le-fondre-tips-cox-to-have-big-impact-at-wanderers-20200122-p53tse.html

uh uh uh (beavis and butthead style)

3 hours ago, StringerBellend said:

Le Fondre maybe getting in on the childish cox jokes?

"He's similar to me, but maybe a bit more [accustomed to] coming to feet and getting on the ball than my penetrating in behind...

https://www.smh.com.au/sport/soccer/he-ll-score-a-lot-of-goals-le-fondre-tips-cox-to-have-big-impact-at-wanderers-20200122-p53tse.html

 

uh uh uh (beavis and butthead style)

So no Cox penetration from behind but plenty of Cox on ball? Got it.

this signing has just been worth it for the posts here

Cox up for celebration