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Kitto

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    im in ur base killin ur d00dz

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  1. Kitto

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    A man walked out into the street and managed to get a taxi just going by. What luck, he thought, as he slid into the seat. 'Perfect timing,' the cabby said. 'You're just like Bill.' 'Who?' asked the man. 'Bill Smith. There's a guy who did everything right,' the cabby said. 'Like my coming along when you needed a cab. It would have happened like that to Bill every time.' 'Nah,' the man said to the cabby. 'There are always a few clouds over everybody.' 'Not Bill,' said the cabby. 'He was a terrific athlete. He could have gone on the pro tour in tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star.' 'Bill was really something, huh?' 'Oh, yeah,' continued the cabby. 'Bill had a memory like a trap. Could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which fork to eat with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole neighborhood blacks out.' 'No wonder you remember him,' the man said. 'Well, I never actually met Bill,' said the cabby. 'Then how in the world do you know so much about him?' 'I married his widow,' replied the cabby.
  2. Kitto

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    Apple announced today that it has developed computer chips that can store and play music inside women's breasts. This is considered to be a major breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
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