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Kitto

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    im in ur base killin ur d00dz

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  1. Kitto

    Music Thread 4

    The best version of this song???
  2. Kitto

    Jokes

    One day an 85-year-old man is taking a stroll around his hometown, which he has lived in for his whole life. As he sees the landmarks, homes, and streets from his youth, he starts reminiscing.... 'I remember helping build that bridge when I was 25. I worked hard on that. But people won't call you 'the bridge builder' if you do that here. No, no, they don't!' 'I remember building that house over there when I was 30. But people won't call you 'the house builder' if you do that. No, no they don't!' 'I remember building that tavern that I still lounge at when I was 35. If you do that people won't call you 'the tavern builder' either. They sure won't!' 'But if you **** one goat.......'
  3. Kitto

    Jokes

    Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's Colin.
  4. Kitto

    Music Thread 4

    He was on ABC Conversations today. https://www.abc.net.au/radio/programs/conversations/archie-roach/11642088
  5. Kitto

    Music Thread 4

    A song about IGA's home brand goods.
  6. Kitto

    Jokes

    Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary's apartment when Paddy Murphy loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue playing standing up. Michael O'Conner looks around and asks, 'Oh, me boys, someone got's to tell Paddy's wife. Who will it be?' They draw straws. Paul Gallagher picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse. 'Discreet??? I'm the most discreet Irishmen you'll ever meet. Discretion is me middle name. Leave it to me.' Gallagher goes over to Murphy's house and knocks on the door. Mrs Murphy answers and asks what he wants. Gallagher declares: 'Your husband just lost $500 and is afraid to come home.' 'Tell him to drop dead!', says Murphy's wife. 'I'll go tell him.' says Gallagher.
  7. Kitto

    Music Thread 4

    It's hotting up, time of the year to post this again...
  8. Kitto

    Jokes

    A man goes to the doctor on Friday to ask for double dose Viagra. "My girlfriend is coming over tonight, my mistress is coming over tomorrow and my wife comes back from a business tip on Sunday night. I need it to help me perform all weekend". After some pleading the doctor agrees but only on the condition that the man come in on Monday for a check up as he was worried about possible heart problems due to the double dose. Monday comes and the man comes in with his arm in a sling. "What happened over the weekend?" asks the doctor. The man replies "No one showed up".
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