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About marron

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  • Birthday April 6

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  1. I've said the same at some point "I met my love in the church st mall dreamed a dream by the riverside" etc etc
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    Best one liners from this years Edinburgh fringe festival (is that a memorial service for the receded hairline Ed?) 1. I keep randomly shouting out “Broccoli” and “Cauliflower”. I think I might have Florets. – Olaf Falafel 2. Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they’re happy. – Richard Stott 3. What’s driving Brexit? From here it looks like it’s probably the Duke of Edinburgh. – Milton Jones 4. A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, “Yes, of course. That’s 20 cows.” – Jake Lambert 5. A thesaurus is great. There’s no other word for it. – Ross Smith 6. Sleep is my favourite thing in the world. It’s the reason I get up in the morning. – Ross Smith 7. I accidentally booked myself on to an escapology course; I’m really struggling to get out of it. – Adele Cliff 8. After learning six hours of basic semaphore, I was flagging. – Richard Pulsford 9. To be or not to be a horse rider, that is Equestrian. – Mark Simmons 10. I’ve got an Eton-themed advent calendar, where all the doors are opened for me by my dad’s contacts. – Ivo Graham From previous years: 2018: Adam Rowe on the challenges of being sacked. “Working at the jobcentre has to be a tense job,” he pointed out to his audience. “Knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day.” 2017: Ken Cheng won the 10th annual award with: "I'm not a fan of the new pound coin, but then again, I hate all change." 2016: Masai Graham raised a smile for his organ donation-themed dad joke, “My dad has suggested that I register for a donor card. He’s a man after my own heart.” 2015: Darren Walsh won with his line: “I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It’s Hans-free.” 2014: Tim Vine becomes the first to win it more than once with “I've decided to sell my Hoover … well, it was just collecting dust." 2013: Rob Auton's winning one liner: “I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa." 2012: Canadian Stewart Francis took the prize for: "You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks." 2011: Nick Helm: "I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves." 2010: Tim Vine wins for "I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again." 2009: Dan Antolpolski scoops the prize for “Hedgehogs - why can't they just share the hedge?" Also read this: I missed the whole festival. I was, reluctantly, on a team-building course.The leader said "There's no 'I' in team."I said "There's no 'F' in point."
  3. There were a few more bands than the Saints in oz... don't know why these guys didn't make it big...
  4. One of my favourite clash tracks is the b-side of COmplete Control (which is also very good). The best punk song is Alternative Ulster by Stiff Little FIngers, but I've already probably posted that a million times so here's their next best
  5. RHCP, yeah, soundtrack to the 90s alright. This was one of my favourites: Of course, they were just the white elvis to the black fishbone
  6. laymans guess would be that you have two things going on there, with involvement in team sport physical exercise socialising both of which are important for mental health. Team sport just happens to combine the two so it's like killing two birds with one stone.
  7. Yeah, he'd be expecting a fare to like North Sydney or the Airport or something. He takes you, gets 5 bucks or whatever, and then he has to go to the back of the line and wait for ages.
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