Smoggy

Mate, I don't think there is any disagreement that I am ******* barking...

nahhh, pickled eggs are though...

You're a strange man...

What..soy sauce on toast? I have worcestershire sauce and cheese on toast...

Vegemite flavoured toothpaste sounds like something my son would love....

Have you ever tried soy sauce neat? Makes vegemite taste like the healthy low salt option...

At least you dont have to explain to your wife why it isnt pronounced A- JACKS and should be I- AXE..... ******* A-JACKS is a cleaning fluid in the UK lol

So that Citeh v Spurs came was intense! What a game...only seen the last 30 mind! Ajax to win it ! Great comp this year.

We would have a whip around and send you back for free...

Marmite was for the posh people, the scum up north drank Bovril.

Come on Ed, you must have grown up on Bovril stood on the cold Tynecastle terraces? Everyone one did up until the late 80's. Same thing as vegemite in dink form. The smell of vegemite reminds me of back then.

Don't think it was anything to do with the sun in our case, we were on the back row and I turned away from my son for two seconds, looked back and he was in the ******* box grinning.......

Mate, not even Andy Dufresne could tunnel you out of that one..

Aye, remember when it was full up top as well as down the bottom, a few times we have climbed over in to the box seats at the back lol The days when there were that many people there Wendy used to walk around confused about where to go and had to be pointed in the right direction..... We are out anyway, off to a holiday house down south for a week.

Prison?

Hot cross buns are nice toasted with butter and honey, but no they are not exciting.

Ajax beating Ronaldo's mob.And Ajax being back on the scene again in general. Great team in the mid 90's and the old man chunters on about the early 70's side.

Yeah that would be the Daily Mail alright. It was much better when it kept to the narrow minded tory voting twats in the UK.

York Minster caught fire in the mid 80's (much bigger than Notre-Dame) and it took many years to repair. Will be looking at a 20 year plus job.

I dont just want finals action back at this new stadium. I want my mid-week ACL action back at the new place. I want to get reacquainted with our Evergrande chums there.... ACL qualification required next season please.

Its the memories people associate with and how a building can be a symbol of a city i guess. We would all be sad if the Opera House went up in flames, wouldn't we?

Aww gawd..Wendy has a new phone....

Bit sad about Notre -Dame burning. Went there on a school trip and then again with the wife not long after married. One of those holls you look back on as a very special time. Very sad

There was a really interesting junk shop near where i live. It was full to the rafters of things he picked up from house clearences, chairs hung from the roof and every place full of something, like Steptoe and Son. He had some old quality stuff as well. My old man when he came over 5 years ago found an old ship makers plate in there from the 1920's from a ship builder in South Shields on the Tyne back home, solid brass and used to be on a boat on the harbour. My old man took it home and now sits on his garage wall. The place was a haven for treasure like that, it had plenty of shite as well of course, but it was always interesting and he was there for years. 3 years ago he moved on, the row of shops was knocked down and bland units raised in its place. Where his shop once stood is now a gym with the lycra leggings cult marching in and out. The shops either side are still empty after nearly 2 years.

Women.. Get home before the wife tonight and i see a load of clothes on the bed, tops, trousers, shorts, undies and socks. I get nagged when i get home and i 'should have done this or that if home first', so i think i 'll get in the good books and put the dry washing away. The wife gets home, takes one look at the bed and asks where the clothes are in a worried and suspicious tone. So i tell her i put it all away. . Turns out if was stuff she pulled out for going away on Thursday and aparently she told me this before leaving this morning,...well who the **** pulls clothes out for packing 3 days before going away! I have to get the stuff back out now apparently......bitch....