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About JackDoff

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  • Birthday 01/04/1867

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    No , I’d say it’s the right one.......
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    Welcome to the club! .....although I am nearly 54
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    Yeah I was surprised too , but he knew!
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    A Dad moment with J Jnr in the last few days... J Jnr “ Aw Dad there’s no internet connection” Me (in the baddest Kermit impersonation ever) ” someday we’ll find it , the internet connection, the lovers the dreamers & me” J Jnr “ Dad..... “
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    Don’t sweat it Big Fella! It’s only fuucking hair!
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    Jokes

    JackDoff replied to Midfielder's topic in Off Topic Forum

    An elderly couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about a West African bush tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long: When the black male reaches... a certain age, a string is tied around his penis and on the other end is a weight. After a while, the weight stretches the penis to 24 inches. Later that evening as the husband was getting out of the shower, His wife looked at him and said. "How about we try the African String-and-weight procedure?" The husband agreed and they tied a string and a weight to his penis. A few days later, the wife asked the husband. "How is our little Tribal experiment coming along?" "Well, it looks like we're about half way there." He replied. "Wow, you mean it's grown to 12 inches?" "No, it's turned black."
  29. JackDoff
    It’s the trees! Ever notice when the trees sway it’s windy? The more they sway, the windier it gets!
  30. JackDoff
    WRGMG Just got kicked out of Aldi In their catalogue are Toilet suites for $299 so I thought I’d go check them out. I get there n next to them is a sign “ Try one now” .....so I did People starting screaming , calling me names , then security asked me to leave. I finished n zipped up, quite dumbfounded by the commotion then realised the sign was for the grapes ......
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    RIP Rip Torn and the VW Beetle i know thus this is a condolences thread but CMON! “Rip” “Torn” Does it mean his christian name is a condolence?
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    $2 doughnuts marked down to 60c from IGA! Get in!
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    The roo is in a KIA.....Kill idiot animals!
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    Yep, it’s been here for ages! It’s part of our........history?
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    WFMB Had a dinner date with J Jnr last night at Lilys , Tuesday $10 Pasta night!
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