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JackDoff

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About JackDoff

  • Rank
    Goalkeeping Coach
  • Birthday 01/04/1867

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    Wanderers
  • Other Teams
    Chelsea,Juventus, Deportivo Wanka

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    Male
  • Location:
    2148

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  1. The way his club’s going , is he writing your name on the cup?
  2. I hate Christmas. My Mrs turns it into a **** storm every fuucking year. That’s why I’m drinking....and watching some crappy Scooby Doo movie although I gotta say Velma is hotter than Daphne
  3. Or should that be “plays a bark tune” get it?! Huh! HUH?!
  4. YOU were the elderly man!
  5. An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late." The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?" The man replies, "That would be my wife."
  6. Ankle and knee injuries over the last few years.....great should be fine playing here in summer on our pitches...
  7. In Sweden the CEO of IKEA was just elected president. He should have his cabinet together by the end of the week.
  8. I remember it well....Italy had to win against Brazil to progress to the SF. That Brazilian team was called the best Brazilian team to never have won a WC with players like Zico , Socrates ,Falcao , Cerezo etc. Rossi scored a hat trick , last few minutes 40 year old keeper Zoff makes a save right on the goal line ....Italy win 3-2 , epic game.
  9. Cool , Voltaren have become sponsors! ....we’re going to need it....
  10. A guy sat next to me on the train pulled out a photo of his girlfriend from his wallet and said 'she's beautiful isn't she' I said 'if you think she's beautiful, you should see my wife' He asked 'why, is she a stunner?' I replied 'no, she's an optician'
  11. Teacher: Use a sentence that starts with "I" Bobby: I is... Teacher: No, Bobby. You should say "I am", never "I is". Bobby: I am the 9th letter of the alphabet.
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