JackDoff

How do you think the unthinkable? With an ithberg !

Oh yeah almost forgot , met the chick from the Medibank ad dressed like a warrior? She was at the Blacktown Medieval Fair couple of w/ends ago. Beer is a wonderful thing!

A womans husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears; You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side You know what? What de

First AZ jab done!

Moto3 rider , only 19

I thought they’d stopped sending people here ? AND your punishment was marriage??!! 😜 Just kidding! I’m sure you’re a very happily married man... 😋

Booked in for next Friday....with all the other old farts...

"Come into the bedroom and I'll show you a good time." I said to my wife. When she came up all giggling, I showed her pictures of me and my mates, before I met her.

What’s the longest sentence in the English language? ”I do “

RIP Witchiepoo the old farts on here should know who she is!

My local drug dealer started dressing up as a Jehovah's Witness so he wouldn't arouse suspicion. He got arrested after the police saw people actually letting him in.

Good old Phil... ” When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife”