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JackDoff

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  1. Who else is drinking wine now?? ....and cheese n bickies of course!
  2. Dumb question....what’s the star on the Smurfs badge for? the casino?
  3. I remember it well. Used to buy all my AFX cars n track from there
  4. Damn that red lipstick! I gotta go.....
  5. Ah yes , driving around in the old FJ with Kevin n Bob
  6. Aren’t you sweet talking some of the yummy mummies?
  7. Yeah you’re right Teach, they’re not cute at all....
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    “Yo mamma is so fat she bleeds gravy”
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    Joke is courtesy of Mr Dangerfield! ”My wife and I were happy for 20 years.....then we met”
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    I could tell that my parents hated me...my bath toys were a toaster and a radio
  11. Mary Ann will be here too! these ladies bring back some great memories.... oh Mrs Palmer!
  12. WFMB Genie and 99 are both in Sydney!
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    The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard!" The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer." The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard!" The judge stops and says to the guy in the back of the courtroom, "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime. But no more outbursts from you, or I'll charge you with contempt. Is that understood?" The guy in the back of the court stands up and says, "I'm sorry, Your Honour, but for fifteen years, I've lived next door to that bastard, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one."
  14. Hey hang on a sec! These aren’t Pony girls!
  15. They can’t help to be glued to their phones....don’t these kids assemble them?
  16. Maybe this Neville n old mate from Auburn should team up
  17. I’m not saying don’t score as many goals as possible or don’t celebrate, but after the 5th or 6th and you know your opponent really isn’t up to that standard , tone it down a notch! Counting out goals on your fingers n linking arms n dancing is just taking the piss imho.
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