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  1. Well, we all know you’re full of s....
  2. MTB My dog’s still howling....
  3. A little long weekend pick me up for ya dude!
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    Four guys have been going to the same fishing spot for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Franks wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Franks friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do. Two days later the three get to the camp site only to find Frank sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire. “Damn man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?” “Well, I've been here since yesterday.” “Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, Guess who? I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie.” “She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over.” “On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did.” “And then she said, Do whatever you want.” “So, here I am !”
  5. JackDoff

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    A kid asks his dad, "Dad, why is my sister named Teresa?" Dad: "Because Teresa is an anagram of 'Easter' and your mother likes Easter." Kid: "Oh, I see. Thanks, dad." Dad: "No problem, Alan."
  6. JackDoff

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    I decided to kill off some characters in the book I am writing... It would definitely spice up my autobiography.
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    Where does a horse go when it gets sick? The horse-pital ! Just kidding, it gets shot
  8. JackDoff

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    Sunday: Greg. Monday: Ian. Tuesday: Greg. Wednesday: Ian. Thursday: Greg. Friday: Ian. Saturday: Greg So this is how the Gregorian calendar was created!
  9. So sorry to hear , my condolences
  10. I’ll see your Whigfield and raise you one of these!
  11. WRGMG The Lion King The songs ,the story it sux balls
  12. This song was originally an ad in the UK for jeans, then was released as a single
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