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About theguyyouwishyouwere

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  • Birthday 23/06/1986

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  1. theguyyouwishyouwere

    Tate Russell

    5 year contract ASAP
  2. theguyyouwishyouwere

    West Coast Collapse

    Ono's corners were generally terrible weren't they?
  3. theguyyouwishyouwere

    Abraham Majok

    can't complain about his first touch with that goal. good effort by the kid.
  4. theguyyouwishyouwere

    Kwame Yeboah

    yet to see if he'll make a major or minor difference
  5. theguyyouwishyouwere

    Squad Development 2018/19 Part 2

    needs a ****en left foot. pathetic a full time footballer won't even use their weak foot to shoot at an open goal.
  6. theguyyouwishyouwere

    Police, Security & Supporter Discussion Part 2

    Shaun Mielekamp‏: Thanks to you guys for trying to help my mum, shame that common sense didn’t seem to kick in. I might follow this up with a few people.
  7. theguyyouwishyouwere

    how do you think you will feel about SWS?

    only if it's played next season
  8. theguyyouwishyouwere

    Why can't we score?

    we scored again on the weekend. can we close this thread or rename it to "Why can't we score more than our opponents* *opponents other than wellington, central coast, darwin, bonnyrigg etc"
  9. theguyyouwishyouwere

    Why can't we score?

    it says we score from 8% of our shots. therefore we can actually score. lock thread pls.
  10. they're gonna turn him into a super-villain who goes around destroying ice-cream parlours and pizza joints
  11. theguyyouwishyouwere

    RD 19 - Adelaide - Sat 16 Feb 2019

    Adelaide Still Trying With This Radelaide Thing CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite decade-long campaigns by Triple J to promote the South Australian capital as a cool and exciting destination for young people, a recent visitor to the town has confirmed she will no longer be referring to Adelaide as ‘Radelaide’. “I was always keen to visit Adelaide, but I’ve since realised it is not really that rad,” says Laura (29) from Wagga. According to UrbanDictionary.com, ‘Radelaide’ is slang term for the city of Adelaide, South Australia. Often used by those who enjoy the sights, lifestyle and culture of Australia’s 5th-most-populated city. After four nights in the southern township, Laura disagrees with this title. “It’s for newlyweds and nearly-deads. I would not live there unless I was a retired or broke,” “I actually spent the week visiting churches. How ****ed is that?” With a very short list of well-known former residents, many locals and tourists can confirm that Adelaide is nice – but not exciting. Local young person, Tim (19), says that Adelaide isn’t as cool as Triple J announcers would suggest. “It might have been cool when Jimmy Barnes was still doing pub gigs, or when the Hilltop Hoods were around, but most of the cool people leave this place hey,” “Farnham wasn’t really that cool to begin with. Other than that, it’s pretty much just Chris Pyne or Julia Gillard – and those two people epitomise uncool,” With countless failed bids to host the Olympics and FIFA World Cup, even the mayor has publicly admitted that the city is kidding itself. “[Laughter] Yeah, the IOC have told us that should probably stop bothering with our pipe dreams of hosting an Olympics,” said the mayor. “As for the Soccer World Cup. I don’t think we’d have enough beds for the players. But we have to at least pretend, right,” “[Laughter] We don’t mind, though. We’ve got some good cheese and stuff.”
  12. theguyyouwishyouwere

    Ante Covic

    surely that'd be a case for #NixIn. who else would give our retired footballers a chance?