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  1. A bus full of ugly people had a head on collision with a truck. When they died, God granted all of them one wish. The first person said, "I want to be gorgeous." God snapped his fingers and it happened. The second person said the same thing and God did the same thing. This want on and on throughout the group. God noticed the last man in line was laughing hysterically. By the time God got to the last ten people, the last man was laughing and rolling on the ground. When the man's turn came, he laughed and said, "I wish they were all ugly again."
  2. Yo momma so dumb, she tried to surf the microwave
  3. Great article about the US & Trump. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/mar/29/the-coronavirus-is-the-worst-intelligence-failure-in-us-history
  4. Snap shot As of the reading I have now Total infected == 552,639 Total Died === 25,044 OR 4.53 % Seriously Ill ==== 21,062 OR 3.81 %
  5. Hands up we could have done a lot better maybe NZ have been the best... Having said that we were the first country to declare a pandemic and I think the first to ban Chinese travel. On a % basic we are either first or second in the testing... We have a low death rate ... Biggest issue is F.......wits breaking distance rules like at beaches see Melbourne today... If we take out the ship stuff up our numbers when we compare are low for a country that had large numbers of Chinese transfers and holiday makers coming home. Hand on heart not the other thing, Europe, America, there is not that many countries I would rather be in right now... This is meant in no way as an excuse for errors made by the government more to acknowledge its not total gloom & gloom..
  6. I have been keeping myself isolated by choice, for a few days ... My oldest son put his Netflicks on my computer ... Anywho if you have Netflicks a great Football vid is called """The English Game""" its about how Football began ... excellent acting... I am up to the third season ... so far so good..
  7. The COVID-19 pandemic is accelerating, with more than 300,000 cases now recorded worldwide and infections reported from nearly every country. World Health Organisation director-general Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus outlined the numbers: It took 67 days to go from one reported case to 100,000 cases Then it took only 11 days to reach 200,000 cases Then it took just four days to reach 300,000 cases
  8. Just on US non action, this is a FB post I think from Europe... It has 3 buses... starts with an Italian bus chasing and passing a Chinese bus and then a US bus screaming past in the break down lane... https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/fnpasx/nani_covidorifto/
  9. Just back to the Irish theme whats the instrument she is playing is it the ""Hurdy Gurdy"" around 1:38 you get a decent look at it. This is a better look at the instrument... looks amazing...
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