Edinburgh

I've been looking at the same site as well. A stat not mentioned in the news coverage is the cases per 1m of population. Seeing high numbers for some countries not usually mentioned has me wondering how their medical services will cope. Switzerland is an example. They have been consistently above Italy and Spain until Spain's situation escalated even more in the past couple of days. There is also a few small countries with much smaller case numbers but even higher ratios per 1m of double or triple Switzerland's that must be under stress. Another stat that is getting progressively worse is the death rate compared to resolved cases (dead or recovered). It is now 20%, up from 12% less than(?) 2 weeks ago. France has had a really bad day with 1355 deaths, the biggest single day toll anywhere since it all started. 884 of them in nursing homes. My wife visits her Dad in a nursing home twice a week (I've stopped going to minimise the risks both ways). Last visit was yesterday. The staff have told her that she can still visit under the allowed exceptions. But she is questioning whether she should. That stat from France gives more food for thought.

Maybe this will help

We're having an office lunch today, spouses invited.

Is that a new way of saying you discussed test results? Just as well I'm not a student, I'd be sure to get low marx. Okay, I'll go now and karl up in the corner.

So, two essential trips/escapes, the first was to buy the hammer.

Seyi Adeleke's career highlights at Western Sydney Wanderers, but I'm not sure it would be long enough.

It's easy to find, I live there!

Youssouf Hersi, Ethiopia Romeo Castelan, Suriname Roly Bonevacia, Netherlands Shayne D'Cunha, India And with apologies, Federico Piovaccari, Italy

I wonder how social distancing would be depicted in rock carvings?

Did you update them with a depiction of the virus?

A woman! 30th birthday! She'll do anything to postpone it .....

Maybe, but as long as the virus kills the music in all shops and it stays off when they re-open.

Typical IT ............ !!!

This joke is so bad it should put in isolation. I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing. But this is as close as I could get.

Do they eat cats?

I presume you can't talk while drinking .......

Mehow

Wait, wait, I'm thinking .......

I went to the shops to buy 8 cans of Sprite. But when I got home I realised I'd only picked seven up.

Is that a euphemism?

A better way to go!?

Same script writer

The licensed club and the football club are usually two separate entities. The former is effectively just a sponsor of the latter, albeit with closer ties. I expect that licensed club staff will suffer before the players.