LETS HAVE SOME PUN!

[Kitto]

It's getting closer to Christmas according to my colander. 

[marron]

Doing some home repairs over the weekend, sorry didn't get in to the thread and contribute. Had these new window ledges to install. Anyway had to borrow a mate's hilux to go and pick up the new ones. During the storms. It was horrendous, took me ages to get there. Then I had to drive the ute n' sills back home.

[Kitto]

Did you hear about the guy who went to a cross dressing Christmas party?

 

He was told to eat, drink, and be Mary.

[antoniocortell]

Some say when baby Jesus was born, him an Mary were both in a stable condition.

[jocosmic]

Hay dude, religious puns may not be well received.

[Guest ZipGunBop]

Hay dude, religious puns may not be well received.

Argh!

 

My virgin ears!

[jocosmic]

Did it hit like pa ra pa pum pum on that eardrum?

[Smoggy]

Hay dude, religious puns may not be well received.

 

Indeed, we may not be able to resurrect this thread if it goes down that path. 

[102megan]

Hay dude, religious puns may not be well received.

 

Yeah, it makes some people really cross.

[JackDoff]

 

Hay dude, religious puns may not be well received.

 

 

Indeed, we may not be able to resurrect this thread if it goes down that path.

You nailed it dude........

[Kitto]

 

 

Hay dude, religious puns may not be well received.

 

Indeed, we may not be able to resurrect this thread if it goes down that path.

You nailed it dude........

Thorny subject

[JackDoff]

I guess you think you're holier than thou??!!

[marron]

I agree. I'm gonna try pilate this in another direction.

[JackDoff]

I agree. I'm gonna try pilate this in another direction.

I Herod on the grapevine......

[jocosmic]

 

I agree. I'm gonna try pilate this in another direction.

I Herod on the grapevine......

Did Jew?

[antoniocortell]

Does anybody here need an Ark? I Noah guy.

[jocosmic]

This thread is now flooded with religious puns

[Smoggy]

I think I'll saviour my best ones for later....

Edited December 8, 2014 by WSWBoro

[JackDoff]

 

 

I agree. I'm gonna try pilate this in another direction.

I Herod on the grapevine......

Did Jew?

Hebrew some good stuff!

[Smoggy]

Must say it is a bit of a revelation to me now this thread, it alters your perception.

Edited December 8, 2014 by WSWBoro

[antoniocortell]

This thread is now flooded with religious puns

 

In the garden of Eden there were many bananas so it must have been very appealing.

[jocosmic]

Must say it is a bit of a revelation to me now this thread, it alters your perception.

Some of these puns are just an immaculate conception of ideas.

[Smoggy]

 

Must say it is a bit of a revelation to me now this thread, it alters your perception.

Some of these puns are just an immaculate conception of ideas.

 

 

That's just virgin on the silly.

[JackDoff]

 

 

Must say it is a bit of a revelation to me now this thread, it alters your perception.

 

Some of these puns are just an immaculate conception of ideas.

 

That's just virgin on the silly.

Myrrh thinks you're right

[marron]

Now you're not even making any franking sense.

[jocosmic]

So now there's mass criticism building up against me?

[marron]

No, just hymn.

[JackDoff]

Oh for Gods sake!

[jocosmic]

I don't like the way this Pilate-ing out.

[JackDoff]

I don't like the way this Pilate-ing out.

Just chill out n take a tablet