Amazing Facts

[Guest ZipGunBop]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dragonflies breathe with their butt.

 

 

some people talk out of theirs...

Possibly heavily bearded folk.

You can't see their mouth moving.

 

maybe cos they got nothing to say to the beardless

Maybe coz the beardless ain't ******* listening.

 

nah, I like the strawberry taste - but the actual strawberries themselves? not so much.

Handy that you have a flavour trapping food storage option growing from your bottom lip!

 

im a thinking man. and a thinking man needs a beard to stroke when he's thinking.

 

sometimes I get hungry when I think too

Anyone that thinks being a thinking man requires a beard to stroke is probably stroking a different part of their anatomy.

 

Once they find it.

 

[theguyyouwishyouwere]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dragonflies breathe with their butt.

 

some people talk out of theirs...

Possibly heavily bearded folk.

You can't see their mouth moving.

 

maybe cos they got nothing to say to the beardless

Maybe coz the beardless ain't ******* listening.

 

nah, I like the strawberry taste - but the actual strawberries themselves? not so much.

Handy that you have a flavour trapping food storage option growing from your bottom lip!

 

im a thinking man. and a thinking man needs a beard to stroke when he's thinking.

 

sometimes I get hungry when I think too

Anyone that thinks being a thinking man requires a beard to stroke is probably stroking a different part of their anatomy.

 

Once they find it.

 

 

 

its easy to find.

 

its usually in a woman.

[RenegadeDom]

23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their bums

[Guest ZipGunBop]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dragonflies breathe with their butt.

 

 

some people talk out of theirs...

Possibly heavily bearded folk.

You can't see their mouth moving.

 

maybe cos they got nothing to say to the beardless

Maybe coz the beardless ain't ******* listening.

 

nah, I like the strawberry taste - but the actual strawberries themselves? not so much.

Handy that you have a flavour trapping food storage option growing from your bottom lip!

 

im a thinking man. and a thinking man needs a beard to stroke when he's thinking.

 

sometimes I get hungry when I think too

Anyone that thinks being a thinking man requires a beard to stroke is probably stroking a different part of their anatomy.

Once they find it.

 

its easy to find.

 

its usually in a woman.

You didn't say she was conscious......

[theguyyouwishyouwere]

just cos the goat has a beard...

[Guest ZipGunBop]

When someone says "here's a picture of me when I was younger",

 

You can tell them "every picture of you is when you were younger".

[JackDoff]

When someone says "here's a picture of me when I was younger",

You can tell them "every picture of you is when you were younger".

....just before they head butt you!

[JackDoff]

We have a town in NSW called Gol Gol !

[102megan]

The idea of the first Nike shoe, came after staring at a waffle iron.

[Guest ZipGunBop]

2nd place is just the first loser.

[102megan]

The opposite sides of a dice cube always add up to seven.

[JackDoff]

The opposite sides of a dice cube always add up to seven.

"A Little Joe! " .....sorry , Abbott n Costello joke!

[Guest ZipGunBop]

A 'wake' is called a wake because back in the day, before proper medical practice, people weren't always dead when people thought they were.

 

So to make sure, they would lay the corpse on the kitchen table and have a massive loud party around it.

 

Attempting to 'wake' them up.

[JackDoff]

Boys have a penis , girls have a vagina

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[dmixtaaa]

Boys have a penis , girls have a vagina

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Little Johnny and a little girl are playing. Little Johnny pulls down his shorts and says, "I have one of these and you don't."

The little girl starts crying and crying and runs home to her mother.

The next day Little Johnny and the girl are playing together again. Once again Little Johnny points to his private parts and says, "I have one of these and you don't."

But this time the little girl just keeps on playing.

"How come you're not crying today," asks Little Johnny.

"My mother told me," says the little girl, pulling up her dress, "that with one of these, I can get as many of those as I want."

[dmixtaaa]

10 Amazing Facts about You.

 

1)  You're reading this right now.

2)  You just realised it was a stupid fact.

4)  You didn't notice I skipped 3.

5)  You're checking now.

6)  You're smiling.

7)  You are still reading this even though it is stupid.

9)  You didn't realise I skipped 8.

10) You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again.

11) You're enjoying this.

12) You didn't realise that there is supposed to be only 10 facts.

[Guest ZipGunBop]

 

Boys have a penis , girls have a vagina

 

Little Johnny and a little girl are playing. Little Johnny pulls down his shorts and says, "I have one of these and you don't."

The little girl starts crying and crying and runs home to her mother.

The next day Little Johnny and the girl are playing together again. Once again Little Johnny points to his private parts and says, "I have one of these and you don't."

But this time the little girl just keeps on playing.

"How come you're not crying today," asks Little Johnny.

"My mother told me," says the little girl, pulling up her dress, "that with one of these, I can get as many of those as I want."

[Guest ZipGunBop]

Whenever I say "sexual innuendo",

 

I always pronounce it "sexual in-your-end-oh"

[Guest mickisnot]

10 Amazing Facts about You.

 

1)  You're reading this right now.

2)  You just realised it was a stupid fact.

4)  You didn't notice I skipped 3.

5)  You're checking now.

6)  You're smiling.

7)  You are still reading this even though it is stupid.

9)  You didn't realise I skipped 8.

10) You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again.

11) You're enjoying this.

12) You didn't realise that there is supposed to be only 10 facts.

Well played.

[Neverbloom]

Boys have a penis , girls have a vagina

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[pseudonym]

some facts from Neil deGrasse Tyson

 

http://www.dorkly.com/post/60074/20-times-neil-degrasse-tyson-blew-everyones-mind-on-twitter

 

http://www.dorkly.com/post/61145/20-more-times-neil-degrasse-tyson-blew-everyones-minds

[RenegadeDom]

Pigeons can't fart

[theguyyouwishyouwere]

Pigeons can't fart

 

I know what you did...

[Guest ZipGunBop]

some facts from Neil deGrasse Tyson

[wendybr]

Whenever I say "sexual innuendo",

 

I always pronounce it "sexual in-your-end-oh"

 OH God!!      

[Guest ZipGunBop]

 

Whenever I say "sexual innuendo",

I always pronounce it "sexual in-your-end-oh"

 

 OH God!!      

It's a triple entendre.

 

An innuendo within an in-your-end-oh.

[TehSmileyBandit]

 

 

Whenever I say "sexual innuendo",

I always pronounce it "sexual in-your-end-oh"

 

OH God!!

It's a triple entendre.

 

An innuendo within an in-your-end-oh.

Amazing Fact: Quadruple Entendres break quantum laws and weigh more than Betelgeuse.

[102megan]

Squids get their defensive ink from pen factories.

[JackDoff]

Squids get their defensive ink from pen factories.

Not from Officeworks?

[Guest ZipGunBop]

 

Squids get their defensive ink from pen factories.

Not from Officeworks?

Hard for squiddy to get to the store.

 

Difficult to load a full fish tank into a taxi or courtesy bus.

 

This is ridiculous Jack.