jocosmic Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Ok so I've been drinking for the last 10 hours or so with my inhibitions receding and my courageous persona egging me on. As a result I have started my first thread. I have started this thread for those of us who are a little drunk or 'whatever' and want to regurgitate whatever is going on in that altered state of mind, to the rest of the family. Anything what-so-ever, because sometimes we're their without any appropriate company... like I am now. I'm not sure if it will take, but I just started it anyway because... well because I'm a little tipsy. I'll go first. As I've grown older i have realised that I've isolated myself from the friends I had when I was younger. Their outlook and philosophies just did not resonate with the path that I was taking and as a result I filtered them out. But then I found myself void of friends. Now, I've always hated social media unitl I came across WSF. It seems that I have found an avenue to unload, share or listen to the problems, delights and experiences of others. My life is so sad that my friends whose company I enjoy the most are the ones I have not even met. Sad indeed. In any case, thank god for the Western Sydney Wanderers and the wonderful fanbase. P.S. I can understand if Mods want to delete this thread on the basis that it reflects badly on WSW fans. But if not, well let the gibberish begin... Link to comment
mack Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Admin: If you are sober enough to post on the forum while drunk you can wear the consequences. Obviously if you post something very stupid it'll end up deleted. Link to comment
Balkanite Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Ok so I've been drinking for the last 10 hours or so with my inhibitions receding and my courageous persona egging me on. As a result I have started my first thread. I have started this thread for those of us who are a little drunk or 'whatever' and want to regurgitate whatever is going on in that altered state of mind, to the rest of the family. Anything what-so-ever, because sometimes we're their without any appropriate company... like I am now. I'm not sure if it will take, but I just started it anyway because... well because I'm a little tipsy. I'll go first. As I've grown older i have realised that I've isolated myself from the friends I had when I was younger. Their outlook and philosophies just did not resonate with the path that I was taking and as a result I filtered them out. But then I found myself void of friends. Now, I've always hated social media unitl I came across WSF. It seems that I have found an avenue to unload, share or listen to the problems, delights and experiences of others. My life is so sad that my friends whose company I enjoy the most are the ones I have not even met. Sad indeed. In any case, thank god for the Western Sydney Wanderers and the wonderful fanbase. P.S. I can understand if Mods want to delete this thread on the basis that it reflects badly on WSW fans. But if not, well let the gibberish begin... Im not drunk, but i have also done this. Link to comment
jocosmic Posted January 31, 2014 Author Share Posted January 31, 2014 Maybe it's just a part of growing up. Link to comment
theguyyouwishyouwere Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 i told a bit of a fib in the ALCOHOL!!! thread. i don't mind the odd drink or 20. Link to comment
jocosmic Posted January 31, 2014 Author Share Posted January 31, 2014 i told a bit of a fib in the ALCOHOL!!! thread. i don't mind the odd drink or 20. Link to comment
Wanderer74 Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Ok so I've been drinking for the last 10 hours or so with my inhibitions receding and my courageous persona egging me on. As a result I have started my first thread. I have started this thread for those of us who are a little drunk or 'whatever' and want to regurgitate whatever is going on in that altered state of mind, to the rest of the family. Anything what-so-ever, because sometimes we're their without any appropriate company... like I am now. I'm not sure if it will take, but I just started it anyway because... well because I'm a little tipsy. I'll go first. As I've grown older i have realised that I've isolated myself from the friends I had when I was younger. Their outlook and philosophies just did not resonate with the path that I was taking and as a result I filtered them out. But then I found myself void of friends. Now, I've always hated social media unitl I came across WSF. It seems that I have found an avenue to unload, share or listen to the problems, delights and experiences of others. My life is so sad that my friends whose company I enjoy the most are the ones I have not even met. Sad indeed. In any case, thank god for the Western Sydney Wanderers and the wonderful fanbase. P.S. I can understand if Mods want to delete this thread on the basis that it reflects badly on WSW fans. But if not, well let the gibberish begin... Do you get smart when you get drunk Link to comment
jocosmic Posted January 31, 2014 Author Share Posted January 31, 2014 Ok so I've been drinking for the last 10 hours or so with my inhibitions receding and my courageous persona egging me on. As a result I have started my first thread. I have started this thread for those of us who are a little drunk or 'whatever' and want to regurgitate whatever is going on in that altered state of mind, to the rest of the family. Anything what-so-ever, because sometimes we're their without any appropriate company... like I am now. I'm not sure if it will take, but I just started it anyway because... well because I'm a little tipsy. I'll go first. As I've grown older i have realised that I've isolated myself from the friends I had when I was younger. Their outlook and philosophies just did not resonate with the path that I was taking and as a result I filtered them out. But then I found myself void of friends. Now, I've always hated social media unitl I came across WSF. It seems that I have found an avenue to unload, share or listen to the problems, delights and experiences of others. My life is so sad that my friends whose company I enjoy the most are the ones I have not even met. Sad indeed. In any case, thank god for the Western Sydney Wanderers and the wonderful fanbase. P.S. I can understand if Mods want to delete this thread on the basis that it reflects badly on WSW fans. But if not, well let the gibberish begin... Do you get smart when you get drunk If you mean smart as in smart arse, no. If you mean smart as in actually smart, no Link to comment
Unlimited Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Ok so I've been drinking for the last 10 hours or so with my inhibitions receding and my courageous persona egging me on. As a result I have started my first thread. I have started this thread for those of us who are a little drunk or 'whatever' and want to regurgitate whatever is going on in that altered state of mind, to the rest of the family. Anything what-so-ever, because sometimes we're their without any appropriate company... like I am now. I'm not sure if it will take, but I just started it anyway because... well because I'm a little tipsy. I'll go first. As I've grown older i have realised that I've isolated myself from the friends I had when I was younger. Their outlook and philosophies just did not resonate with the path that I was taking and as a result I filtered them out. But then I found myself void of friends. Now, I've always hated social media unitl I came across WSF. It seems that I have found an avenue to unload, share or listen to the problems, delights and experiences of others. My life is so sad that my friends whose company I enjoy the most are the ones I have not even met. Sad indeed. In any case, thank god for the Western Sydney Wanderers and the wonderful fanbase. P.S. I can understand if Mods want to delete this thread on the basis that it reflects badly on WSW fans. But if not, well let the gibberish begin... I love drunk epiphanies too. Link to comment
jocosmic Posted February 3, 2014 Author Share Posted February 3, 2014 Drunk epiphanies are reflective thoughts at the time, but embarrassing admissions in retrospect. Link to comment
TheCroar Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 We have household cat. I don't pat the cat except for two circumstances. If I accidently stand on cat I apologise and pat cat to let it know it was accident. Sometimes when drunk watching tv I pat cat and apologise for not pating it more often. Link to comment
jocosmic Posted February 3, 2014 Author Share Posted February 3, 2014 I hate LMFAO even when I'm drunk. Link to comment
jocosmic Posted February 4, 2014 Author Share Posted February 4, 2014 Poor form unclegoat. Absolutely uncalled for Link to comment
Neverbloom Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Poor form unclegoat. Absolutely uncalled for lol my apologies, that song belongs on the esfc forum and not here Link to comment
jocosmic Posted February 4, 2014 Author Share Posted February 4, 2014 If only we can get that msg through to the stooges at wanderland that organise the 'ridiculous' dance off pregame Link to comment
Neverbloom Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 If only we can get that msg through to the stooges at wanderland that organise the 'ridiculous' dance off pregame if i ever go on a murder spree and kill a lot of people, when the media come to interview you tell them its all that songs fault, not only the song but the dancing too Link to comment
Jaggy Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 *Bump*.. Jacko is on the heavy stuff tonight, thought I'd help a mate out.... Link to comment
jocosmic Posted May 12, 2014 Author Share Posted May 12, 2014 Jacko, give me a glass. Link to comment
DontCallMeJacko Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Glass?? Step 1: Open bottle Step 2: Insert straw Step 3: ? Step 4: Kebab Link to comment
Nnnnnathan12 Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 We have household cat. I don't pat the cat except for two circumstances. If I accidently stand on cat I apologise and pat cat to let it know it was accident. Sometimes when drunk watching tv I pat cat and apologise for not pating it more often. Where you drunk when you even bought the cat, who has a cat? Link to comment
TheCroar Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 We have household cat. I don't pat the cat except for two circumstances. If I accidently stand on cat I apologise and pat cat to let it know it was accident. Sometimes when drunk watching tv I pat cat and apologise for not pating it more often. Where you drunk when you even bought the cat, who has a cat? I have a cat. And I wasn't drunk when I bought the cat, but I was drunk when I catnaped the cat while it was having a catnap. Actually we don't have a cat, but the cat still sleeps here and eats our cat food anyway. Link to comment
Nnnnnathan12 Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 true it is queensland, the stray bogans drinking xxxx do look like oversizsed stray cats Link to comment
Neverbloom Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 recently i went to a pub in the city, holy **** i dont know how anyone can afford to get drunk there Link to comment
jocosmic Posted May 13, 2014 Author Share Posted May 13, 2014 I wish I was drunk right now Link to comment
Zelinsky Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Which reminds me that I have a bottle of absinthe at home which I am yet to sample. Should I go missing from this forum, chances are that I had a glass of this rocket fuel. Link to comment
TheCroar Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 true it is queensland, the stray bogans drinking xxxx do look like oversizsed stray cats This probably should be on seinfeld thread but it is applicable here: [Elaine is talking to Peterman at her office.] Peterman: Elaine, what did you want to talk me about? Elaine: This. My office. Sam trashed my office. Peterman: Well, I see what's going on in here. I am smack dab in the middle of a good old fashioned cat fight. Elaine: Mr. Petermen, this is not a cat fight. This is violent psychotic behavior directed at me all because are told her to swing her arms. Peterman: Woof! Elaine: Do you mean "reer?" Petermen: Yes, that's the one! Good day Elaine. [Leaves.] Elaine: Oh, no please Mr. Peterman, she's crazy! [sam walks by and Elaine starts to sing] Crazy for feelings... Link to comment
Guest ZipGunBop Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 http://www.buzzfeed.com/mrloganrhoades/38-yahoo-questions-that-will-destroy-your-faith-in-humanity?bffb&s=mobile Link to comment
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