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JackDoff

JackDoff

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When you can grow a beard, that's all the talking you need to do, they can't grow a beard, so they talk too much to compensate....

Oh I can grow one, my Italian genes will see to that! I choose not to cos I hate them!!! :P

POUMista

POUMista

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Hey you guys are getting blown out of the water by the other lot tonight!!

Nought but insecurity borne out of having cold, exposed faces.

JackDoff

JackDoff

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Hey you guys are getting blown out of the water by the other lot tonight!!

Nought but insecurity borne out of having cold, exposed faces.

Exposed n facing the world!!! Not hiding behind a food strainer!!! :P
wendybr

wendybr

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This is a private 'members only' club Wendy.

Clean Shaven Faces need not apply for admittance.

 

Ha... believe me I'd have NOOOOO desire to seek admittance to such an institution!!   :P

POUMista

POUMista

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Hey you guys are getting blown out of the water by the other lot tonight!!

Nought but insecurity borne out of having cold, exposed faces.

Exposed n facing the world!!! Not hiding behind a food strainer!!! :P

Subjecting your face to the equivalent of a high-speed blender in a regular basis isn't brave, it's stupid.

JackDoff

JackDoff

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Hey you guys are getting blown out of the water by the other lot tonight!!

Nought but insecurity borne out of having cold, exposed faces.

Exposed n facing the world!!! Not hiding behind a food strainer!!! :P

Subjecting your face to the equivalent of a high-speed blender in a regular basis isn't brave, it's stupid.

No electric shaver here sir! Good old blades only!!! ;)
marron

marron

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So when did you all get beards? How many of you had beards 3 years ago?

 

Seriously.

 

My stubble has been everpresent ever since I had any.  It's the way I like it and it ain't changing.

Guest ZipGunBop

Guest ZipGunBop

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So when did you all get beards? How many of you had beards 3 years ago?

 

Seriously.

 

My stubble has been everpresent ever since I had any.  It's the way I like it and it ain't changing.

Here's to the middle ground.

 

Friend of neither, enemies of both.

 

Wouldn't have it any other way.

POUMista

POUMista

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So when did you all get beards? How many of you had beards 3 years ago?

 

Seriously.

 

My stubble has been everpresent ever since I had any.  It's the way I like it and it ain't changing.

3 years, 13 years. Whatever. Admittedly there were one or two slip-ups over the years, but I've been bearded for years, which is why I resent this hipster ****, giving beards and home brewing a bad name.

Guest ZipGunBop

Guest ZipGunBop

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Not going to lie to you boys, mrs Zip HATES it when I trim my beard (I like to keep it really short, just above stubble).

 

She says "I want to be with a real man, not a little boy"

 

But, I cut it anyways.

 

Because we all know real manhood is dictated by genitals and being able to tell women what to do.

 

"Huh?"

 

"But I'm just....."

 

Sorry guys, gotta go. Wife calling.

Prydzopolis

Prydzopolis

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So when did you all get beards? How many of you had beards 3 years ago?

Seriously.

My stubble has been everpresent ever since I had any.  It's the way I like it and it ain't changing.

The story of my beard,

- The ladies in my life don't prefer beards and I'm quite easy either way, though the pure effort of shaving for me is the thing thar sways me towards beards

- So when I was out of work and no girlfriend a few years ago, I grew a Saba type beard but without the length but didn't really maintain, I just really let it go!!

- At that time I must say beards were as you say not really the "in" thing

- Most of my family thought it was some grunge/depression sought of phase but I really just enjoyed not having to shave every couple of days or using a electric razor and that would have been mid 11 to mid 12

- As I work in a rather conservative industry I thought it better that I shave before I get into work again and I've found that when you're on the market the majority of women: they don't like beards; like the look of stubble but don't like to kiss with it; prefer to kiss a clean shaven face. (Note: general consensus, there are some exceptions to the rule)

- When I found my current lady about two years ago, she was the later of the three opinions above so we sort of made the compromise of not having a beard and not being clean shaven, so we have gone the middle ground of stubble which is still less effort than shaving but much easier with an electric thing!!

- I did have a beard relapse last December because she was away for the month, was glorious :)

Prydzopolis

Prydzopolis

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You didn't mention the ladies that might not like to kiss it but like to be kissed with it.

Maybe, but my research did not come back with those results, but I'm sure there will be a few I've missed!

Guest ZipGunBop

Guest ZipGunBop

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I welcome any bearded folk here to provide Mrs Zip with the 'real man' experience she craves.

 

However, be fairly warned;

 

Mrs Zips Labido is akin to a powerful lioness stalking the plains of the Serengeti in search of her sexual prey.

 

Prowling in the tall grass, focused and dangerous.

 

Her hunger for coightus never satisfied, it only grows, kill after bloodthirsty kill.

 

She will leave you a broken and disheveled beast, nursing a shattered ego, shattered manhood and shattered pelvis.

 

Save yourself, pick up a razor today.

JackDoff

JackDoff

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Can't believe I've only just seen this thread.

 

Saba is the king of the beard. Cool as ice.

 

 

Golec has the neatest beard. You can tell he puts in the extra effort:

 

:golec:

Our thread is better! :P

#cleanshaven

POUMista

POUMista

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I welcome any bearded folk here to provide Mrs Zip with the 'real man' experience she craves.

However, be fairly warned;

Mrs Zips Labido is akin to a powerful lioness stalking the plains of the Serengeti in search of her sexual prey.

Prowling in the tall grass, focused and dangerous.

Her hunger for coightus never satisfied, it only grows, kill after bloodthirsty kill.

She will leave you a broken and disheveled beast, nursing a shattered ego, shattered manhood and shattered pelvis.

Save yourself, pick up a razor today.

A beard fears no libido...

AEK

AEK

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Sorry guys, just got distracted by Arianna Grande's sexiness!

 

I have had a beard for almost 5 years now, rather have some nice beard than look like a 12 year old :)

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