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Inside every man is a battle between good and evil which cannot be resolved...

 

*Evil Homer dances and plays maracas on Good Homer's grave*

 

I am Evil Homer! I am Evil Homer!

 

H: It's just like David and Goliath only this time David won!

 

L: I know, I heard it too. Here's some soothing music.

 

...later...

 

H: Lisa do I have my pants on?

 

L: Yes

 

(I guess this scene doesn't seem that funny unless you actually see it)

Edited by CMontgomeryBurns
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Homer: hello, my name is Mr Burns, I believe you have a letter for me.

Mail clerk: ok Mr Burns what is your first name?

Homer: I don't know...

Homer: Great plan Bart!

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Homer: And now the winner for the most promising new series on cable: "Old Starsky and Hutches".  [funky music starts]Announcer: Accepting the award is the son of the guy who played Huggy Bear.
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