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I'll start this off with a classic :)

 

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hahahahaha :) I love both of them.

 

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I'll keep it short and sweet - Family, Religion and Friendship. These are the three demons that you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.

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marge why do we have 3 kids and no money?

 

why cant we have 0 kids and 3 money?

 

hahaha

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Press any key to continue!

I can't find the any key wheres the any key!

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Inside every man is a battle between good and evil which cannot be resolved...

 

*Evil Homer dances and plays maracas on Good Homer's grave*

 

I am Evil Homer! I am Evil Homer!

 

H: It's just like David and Goliath only this time David won!

 

L: I know, I heard it too. Here's some soothing music.

 

...later...

 

H: Lisa do I have my pants on?

 

L: Yes

 

(I guess this scene doesn't seem that funny unless you actually see it)

Edited by CMontgomeryBurns

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Drink up, Judah Ben Hur.

You truly are the king of kings!

Excellent...

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B: We'll take the Spruce Moose. Hop in.

 

S: But sir that's just a mod...

 

Burns points revolver at Smithers.

 

B: I said, 'hop in'.

 

I'll get you beer baron.

 

No you wooooon't.

 

Yes I will.

 

D'oh.

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Homer: what am I, a tailor?

 

Homer: yes, once.

 

Context is everything I guess :lol:

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Attention Marge Simpson. Your son has been arrested

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Attention Marge Simpson. We've also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.

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Press any key to continue!

I can't find the any key wheres the any key!

"to start press any key"

where's the any key?

there doesn't seem to be any any key!

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H: Jump Willy! Jump with all your might!

 

Tv mother: Oh no, Willy crushed our boy.

 

Tv father: Ew what a mess.

 

H: I don't like this director's cut.

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hahaha I love that one too!

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I-cant-believe-The-Simpsons-went-there.-

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Homer: hello, my name is Mr Burns, I believe you have a letter for me.

Mail clerk: ok Mr Burns what is your first name?

Homer: I don't know...

Homer: Great plan Bart!

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Bonjourrrrrr, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys!!

 

hahaha I love this *proud cheese eating surrender monkey*

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Homer: Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

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We work hard, we play hard.

 

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Homer: And now the winner for the most promising new series on cable: "Old Starsky and Hutches".  [funky music starts]Announcer: Accepting the award is the son of the guy who played Huggy Bear.
Edited by MarcelFC

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