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This is also in my opinion one of the greatest (and most underrated) episodes of all time - The Mysterious Voyage of Homer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMR53zHrdzg

I based part of an HSC English essay on this :xnod:

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Also, I absolutely love the ridiculous portrayal of Australians in Bart vs. Australia:

 

Bruno Dundridge: Ooh! Ah, that's it. I'm going to report this to me member of parliament.

[yells out window]

Bruno Dundridge: Hey, Gus! I got something to report to you.

[Later, as Gus tends his swine]

Gus: That's a bloody outrage, it is! I want to take this all the way to the Prime Minister.

[they go down to a lake]

Gus: Hey! Mr. Prime Minister! Andy!

Prime Minister: [floating naked on an inner tube with a beer] Eh, mates! What's the good word?


 

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This is also in my opinion one of the greatest (and most underrated) episodes of all time - The Mysterious Voyage of Homer.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMR53zHrdzg

 

I based part of an HSC English essay on this :xnod:

 

"belonging"? :lol:

 

Yes. Brilliant episode... love how marge knew which way to find homer as the town slopes gently in one direction :lol:

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This is also in my opinion one of the greatest (and most underrated) episodes of all time - The Mysterious Voyage of Homer.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMR53zHrdzg

 

I based part of an HSC English essay on this :xnod:

 

"belonging"? :lol:

 

Yes. Brilliant episode... love how marge knew which way to find homer as the town slopes gently in one direction :lol:

"Inner Journey".

 

What's the best way to get peace?

 

With a knife!

 

...

 

Ah Simpson, you're like the son I never had.

 

And you're like the father I never visit.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8wZ9nxPd68

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haha damn if I did inner journeys in HSC English that would have been an epic related text.



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**** journeys.

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yeah, I didn't even watch the video and I've already got it stuck in my head.

 

May as well watch it anyway :P

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though this is my fave Simpsons song haha

 

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i like the monorail song as well.especially when homer at the end keeps singing and goes mono..dohh!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=AEZjzsnPhnw

 

here are some of ralphs best moments lol

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=fzfYyMkz5u8

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Who controls the British crown?

Who keeps the metric system down?

We do, we do

Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?

Who keeps the Martians under wraps?

We do, we do

Who holds back the elctric car?

Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star?

We do, we do

Who robs gamefish of their site?

Who rigs every Oscar night?

We do, we do

 

Also, the Garbage Man can. Great song.

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In the pilot Only bar:

 

Barman: if you're a pilot, where is your uniform?

Homer: I stowed it safely in the overhead compartment.

Barman: well you talk the talk...

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Homer:

"When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off".

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"you must be the guy who didn't know the difference between a pimple and a boil"

 

"it was a gummy bear"

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I'd like to think this one describes me...  :xnod:

 

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I'd like to think this one describes me...  :xnod:

 

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i think its more like your mate graham arnold, but what evs :P

Yeah, he is pretty great!!

 

 

 

 

 

*ducks and hides from everyone*

 

 

But seriously though, #InPopaWeTrust. :)

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