Just looked up a FIFA presentation for handball. Cautions are for
1. Blatant and deliberate handball stopping an opponent from scoring (have to be stopping a promising atacck).
2. Attempting to score with the hand (Maradona hand of God goal)
Even if nobody else in the clubs gets it, Santa does. He ****en bleeds red and black and that's why I love him so much. As much of a mongrel as he is on the pitch, he's very soft spoken and courteous in person.